N-M Chapter 163: The Great Emperor Of Abstraction, You Still Say You Don’T Know Kung Fu?
Chapter 163: The Great Emperor Of Abstraction, You Still Say You Don’T Know Kung Fu?
For a time, Yu Yingzhe became the focus of everyone's attention.
How could it be so delicious?
Ninth degree black belt in Taekwondo? So easy?
Yu Yingzhe even doubted that he could even take the exam.
But then again.
I haven’t even used Tai Chi yet!
These are just some simple techniques, matched with your own understanding.
Not even an old man or an old woman can beat Tai Chi!
This, this is too delicious.
At this time, a cold reminder of mission completion came to his ears.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you completed today's live broadcast task and received the system reward.
"The reward has been sent to the background, please pay attention to the host to check it."
Why!
I don’t want to take action either!
Why do you have to compete with me for customers?
What will happen if I let a guest complete the task?
Yu Yingzhe just felt that the whole world was against him.
You have such a large flow of people, can't you just attract one customer for me?
Why are you making things difficult for me?
I just want to simply attract a customer!
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Yu Yingzhe hasn't finished speaking yet.
He saw a bunch of people wearing taekwondo uniforms rushing over and surrounding him.
"Master, Master, I want to learn Tai Chi!"
"Master, please teach me Tai Chi!"
“Tai Chi is so damn handsome!”
"That's right, this stupid Taekwondo move is just a feint and is of no use in actual combat!"
"Tai Chi is what our young people should learn."
Um?
Is this considered overfulfilling the task?
But know the urinary properties of the system.
There should be no reward.
I only want one, not so many!
Yu Yingzhe looked at the owner beside him.
"Everyone, everyone, I learned Tai Chi from this gym owner, and I don't count it as Tai Chi, it's just some basics. If you want to learn, you can ask the gym owner!"
The owner of the Tai Chi gym showed a flattered expression and then covered it up.
29 "Yes, this student is the most powerful student here, but he is a little humble.'
The two had a strange tacit understanding. As they sang and harmonized, many taekwondo students and even coaches rushed to sign up!
Yu Yingzhe quietly took the phone and ran away.
The live broadcast room was full of comments from netizens.
"Damn it! The Abstract Emperor actually knows Tai Chi!"
"Abstract Emperor, you said you don't know martial arts?"
"The Abstract Emperor is so handsome!"
"I would like to call today's challenge a violent attack on Sakura Country and the awakening of the bloodline!"
"Violently beat the Sakura Kingdom, and the bloodline is awakened!"
"A black belt in Taekwondo! Still a ninth-degree black belt!"
"Returning to 9th Dan? Damn, you are acting like a child in front of my abstract emperor, just like a father beating his son!"
"The abstract emperor is mighty!"
"Abstract Emperor, you don't want all the fans in your live broadcast room to be bullied."
"Following the Abstract Emperor, my mother no longer has to worry about me being bullied!"
"I would like to send 10 rockets to help me learn Tai Chi!"
"I will give you 10 more carnivals and ask the Abstract Emperor to teach them once a day!"
Looking at the endless stream of comments like this in the live broadcast room.
Yu Yingzhe only felt an inexplicable sense of Japan.
Um?
You think of me as a human being......
Before he finished speaking, Yu Yingzhe could only give up the idea in a hurry.
This is not a fucking thing to talk about!
At this time, he discovered that the number of people online in his live broadcast room exceeded one million!
!!!
one million!!!
Yu Yingzhe almost jumped with excitement.
What the hell is this!?
These are all fucking name coins that are walking around!
Yu Yingzhe looked at the carnivals that kept appearing in front of him and smiled crookedly.
"Thank you for the reward from the handsomest man Murakami! I wish my boss a happy life!"
"Thank you, little Heizi, for not running away from the ten carnivals!"
"Thank you Chen Xiaojunjunjunjunjunjunjunjun for the hundred rockets!"
“Thank you Wahahahaha for the ten rockets!”
"Thank you, ten rockets, please get back together with me!"
“Thank you ×× for the carnival!”
"Thanks………………………………"
After thanking his die-hard fans over and over again, Yu Yingzhe showed his iconic smile.
"Everyone, today's live broadcast ends here. Thank you for your strong support!"
"The whole work continues, the abstraction does not stop, we will see you tomorrow!"
As soon as Yu Yingzhe finished speaking, there was another series of attempts to persuade him to stay.
However, who doesn’t know that the Abstract Emperor ranks first in live broadcasts and also in live broadcasts!
If you can broadcast it early, you will never stop!
Ever since, in the rocket carnival where everyone was giving gifts to save him.
Yu Yingzhe downloaded the broadcast.
He just wants to go home early now.
When passing by the restaurant, he was a little excited and rewarded himself with a bowl of braised pork rice.
After eating and coming out, it was already dark.
He was walking on his way home.
It was also at this time that his skill, Tai Chi Master, suddenly gave him a strange feeling.
How does it feel that someone is following him behind him?
This feeling appeared for the first time.
But for skills, this is the first time to give feedback!
That is, this is not a feeling! This is real!
Yu Yingzhe turned around and walked into a small alley.
As soon as I entered.
A few meters behind him, several people hurriedly speeded up their pace, fearing that they would lose track of him.
"what happened?"
"Where are the people?"
"Bagaya! How dare you insult Mr. Yamamoto!"
They all spoke the language of Sakura.
I only heard it in anti-Japanese dramas.
Above them, a man was holding his sides, looking coldly at the people below.
"Giving someone a thousand miles away is a light gift, but a great deal of affection!"
Yu Yingzhe jumped down.
Before the scream could be heard, the sound of bones cracking was heard.
In a small space.
The performance of Tai Chi is actually more convenient.
When Yu Yingzhe left.
There were several people lying spread out in the alley behind them.
Their mouths were open, and saliva flowed out of their mouths in a continuous line.
There were no obvious signs of trauma on the body.
This is the skill of a Tai Chi master.
Do not hit these areas that are prone to scars.
Instead, hit more soft tissues and meridians.
No injuries can be detected in such a place, but it will make people experience excruciating pain.
Yu Yingzhe was very satisfied with the skills of this Tai Chi master.
So cool!
After Yu Yingzhe returned home.
I quickly withdrew the reward.
"Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill: Master of Hemostasis! No matter what the wound is, as long as the wound bleeds, you can forcibly stop the bleeding to protect personal safety and save lives!"
Um?
Got the doctor skill?
"Seems pretty good!"
Everyone can get hurt, and in severe cases, bleeding may occur
Stopping bleeding has always been the first step for doctors in dealing with such patients.
It seems like you can apply for a job in the hospital!
Yu Yingzhe laughed at himself.
He did not doubt the judgment of these masters' skills.
This in itself is quite awesome!
hey-hey.
It seems quite OK.
Yu Yingzhe clicked the extraction button with satisfaction.
At this time, his new mobile phone rang.
This is a gift from the large express delivery provided by the platform. The price on the official website alone is 10,000.
The platform is still very conscientious.
He took out his phone and looked at it.
It was a call from one of the two teachers he had made an appointment with when he went to the Tai Chi gym.
"Hello, Master Yu, your Tai Chi Grandmaster Certificate application has been submitted. It will take about three days for you to go to the headquarters for certification. Once the certification is successful, you will receive the Tai Chi Grandmaster Certificate!"
"emmh" What is the use of this certificate?"
Yu Yingzhe doesn’t want it, he still has to go to the headquarters? Just for a certificate? Man.
Do I still want to live broadcast?
If I go there, I won’t be able to broadcast live.
What will my 10 million fans think?
I have to take responsibility for my 10 million fans!
As an anchor, I must put the fans’ demands first!
You must insist on attending the live broadcast every day!
Only in this way can I live up to my 10 million fans!
Only in this way can I live up to the trust placed in me by the platform!
Without a platform and fans, there would be nothing!
I must be responsible for the fans and the platform!
This is what family means!
Just when Yu Yingzhe was feeling unwilling to go to all the headquarters to receive this certificate.
He heard what the Tai Chi gym teacher said.
"Wait a minute, I'll call the gym staff to come over."
"Hello, hello, Master Yu. After you go to the headquarters to get the certificate, there are so many benefits. You can write it into your file and add it to many things."
file?
This kind of thing may be of some use in schools, but it has no use in society.
If someone sees you and says a word that pleases you, you will join the job directly, no matter if you have a college degree or a bachelor's degree.
This is the extreme side of society.
It was also the scene he saw last time when he just came out of the ivory tower and couldn't find a job.
This made him consciously impressed, and at the same time, it also strengthened one of his thoughts in this life.
Make money! You must make money!
Nonsence!
It’s not about making money, it’s about live streaming on the platform for fans!
When Yu Yingzhe was thinking about whether to hang up the phone.
He heard the Tai Chi gym owner's lowered voice.
"If you get a Tai Chi master certificate, you can get 5,000 yuan every month just for the name.'
"Don't worry, Grandmaster Yu. If you come to us in name, you don't have to do anything. You just need to come once or twice a month. We will give you a subsidy of 7,000 yuan every month!"
The owner of the Tai Chi gym on the other end of the phone was afraid that this condition would not seduce him.
He hurriedly spoke again.
"Today, too many people came to our Tai Chi gym to sign up. I collected 15,000 yuan from them and gave it to you. This is your credit."
Then Yu Yingzhe saw an application to add WeChat.
!!!!
15,000 yuan!
There was a brief silence on the phone, just when the Tai Chi gym owner was thinking about how to seduce this grandmaster to use his name.
He heard Yu Yingzhe’s obliging voice!
"In order to promote traditional culture and let the young people of my 783 generation know the power of Tai Chi, I have taken this Tai Chi certificate. I will ask you to book a flight for me when the time comes."
“The good and the good are all minor issues.”
The owner of the Tai Chi gym hung up the phone with great relief.
But here, Yu Yingzhe is already jumping up happily.
live streaming?
fan?
platform?
Earn 7,000 yuan a month for free!
Waterma!
The boss’s words emerged.
"The operation is suspended, I'm going to pick up my sister!"
"The competition is suspended! I'm going to pick up my sister!"
"The experiment is suspended! I'm going to pick up my sister!"
Yu Yingzhe said that the layout is small.
No matter how things are on the Internet, they are just floating clouds. The Internet is a dangerous place.
Fans also have negative fans.
The platform will also charge anchor fees!
It's better to be realistic.
Yu Yingzhe directly transformed into real fragrance.
7,000 yuan a month, damn! Why don’t the live broadcasts be suspended?!
In order to earn 7,000 yuan a month, tmd live broadcast is suspended and I will take the certificate exam!
In order to earn 7,000 yuan a month, the tmd system is suspended and I will take the certificate exam!
Hahahahahaha.
Yu Yingzhe’s wild laughter echoed throughout the room.
"Mom, why is someone laughing here?"
‘Boy, that family might be crazy.’11
When Yu Yingzhe was immersed in joy.
Inside the Taekwondo gym.
Watching the people in front of me go to the empty Paoli Gym.
Feng Xiaoyu angrily threw all the honorary certificates and other items on the table.
The sound echoed in the empty gym, especially harsh.
"The owner, the owner."
Feng Xiaoyu turned around.
"How's it going? Did Yamamoto's disciples teach that man a lesson?"
Hearing this, the coach was stunned, thinking of the scene he just saw.
"No, no, they were beaten and are now in the hospital..."
"In the hospital, in the hospital, in the hospital again!"
Feng Xiaoyu's roar was truly terrifying.
"Special code! Yamamoto is a loser who succeeds only when he fails!"
"I can't even beat a young boy in his twenties!"
"And that idiot coach! He's a special coder. We have so much traffic, can't we just let that kid pull one person!?"
"Horse riding!!"
"No! Report it to the headquarters! Three days later, we will have a friendly competition with the Tai Chi headquarters! I want to avenge my shame!!
Feng Xiaoyu punched the table angrily.
For a moment.
The table was torn apart.
The owner of the Taekwondo headquarters is also named Feng. .