Chapter 222: Live Broadcast Walking Upside Down In The Bar Street (Please Customize!
Chapter 222: Live Broadcast Walking Upside Down In The Bar Street (Please Customize!
After Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast yesterday, many people begged him to do the inter-bank live broadcast.
It seems that everyone is doing pretty well with themselves.
It's a pity that the content of the live broadcast was not chosen by myself.
After fiddling with his phone for a long time, he adjusted the angle and opened the live broadcast room.
"Hey, today's task is to go to the bar street to find a beautiful girl and have an affair. At the critical moment, let her do math problems. The score must be above eighty points."
Damn it, this mission has only been normal for a day, why did it suddenly start heading towards the sand sculpture again?
System, is there something wrong with you?
Ah? Just tell me if there is something wrong.
"Haha, Emperor, I originally thought you were starting to change your live broadcast style, but you are still you.
"It's unexpected, but it's reasonable. What are you singing about today?"
"Great Emperor, you are the only magical man who can bring me happiness."
"Come, come and watch the Great Emperor digging into the house with his feet."
Yu Yingzhe is digging into the house with his feet at the moment, going to the bar street to find someone to write the test paper, and letting himself die today.
The system gave a specific test paper, which Yu Yingzhe had already printed and got into the car.
"Brothers, I have a big job for you today."
Sitting in the car, Yu Yingzhe rubbed his hands and said.
"Great Emperor, please stop tempting us. Tell us what big job you have.
"Yes, and what are you holding in your hand?"
He opened the test paper. It was a high school chemistry test paper. Yu Yingzhe had graduated from college a long time ago. Looking at the various symbols on it, it was like reading from heaven.
"Zero ninety-seven" Damn it, I can't even do these questions!
"The content of our live broadcast today is to find a beautiful woman to make a circle in a bar street.
"Pfft, haha, Dad, your head is numb, isn't it?"
"Go to the bar street and let the goddess do the questions? You can only come up with this crazy idea, Emperor!"
"What is unbearable? I want to send rockets to the Emperor. Is your mind a bottomless pit?"
"666, you always make me look forward to your performance."
When he arrived at Bar Street, Yu Yingzhe got out of the car and opened his eyes in surprise.
In addition to luxury cars, beautiful and handsome men are walking around everywhere.
There are even girls in extremely sexy clothes who are broadcasting live on the roadside.
This is, a bar street!
Although Yu Yingzhe has a lot of money since it became popular, he rarely goes out to spend money because of live broadcasts every day.
I have never been to a place like this once.
Seeing so many attractive girls, he actually felt a little grateful to the system in his heart.
But the joy soon disappeared.
"Hey, that guy, get out of the way, we're going to broadcast live here."
Two men with oily hair and pink faces in suits came and roughly pushed Yu Yingzhe away.
Yu Yingzhe has a bad temper.
Forget it, let's leave it to them! It's still important to do the task, today's task is heavy!
"Haha, Great Emperor, why do you always get bullied when you go out?"
"That's right, these two guys are probably the kind of young anchors from the 18th-tier country, and they're very good at it."
"The more rubbish the anchor is, the more annoying he is."
Yu Yingzhe also started out as a streamer from a young age, so he doesn't have much ill will toward his colleagues.
Just be patient as much as you can.
And as an outdoor anchor, if I can bring laughter to everyone, it will be more practical than quarreling.
"Hi, beauty."
Yu Yingzhe, who immediately entered the state, saw a girl dressed very hot walking over.
However, the other party just glanced at Yu Yingzhe contemptuously, turned around and walked away.
"The first battle failed, the emperor refreshed his offline again, and they didn't even say anything."
"Damn, why don't they recognize my millionaire anchor?"
"No matter how bad it is, people in the bar circle probably don't watch the outdoor live broadcast.
"Family members, after a long period of analysis, I came up with my own theory."
"In terms of appearance, gentle-looking girls should be more approachable, such as the girl on the roadside in front of me.
Yu Yingzhe started to make strategies and said in a low voice.
"Just wait, I will definitely hit it with one hit this time."
"Great Emperor, your words don't seem to make sense, but when you think about it carefully, they really don't make sense."
"Just looking at it makes the emperor stunned."
"Great Emperor, you must face failure calmly."
Full of confidence, Yu Yingzhe didn't want to ignore the barrage to discourage him, and walked forward with his head held high.
Before he could speak, his target had already taken a few steps to the side cautiously.
"What's wrong?"
The female companion standing next to her didn't see Yu Yingzhe and asked her.
The quiet-looking girl covered her mouth and answered in a low voice.
"Another loser comes to strike up a conversation. Why are there so many losers tonight?"
"Hey, ignore him, a Maserati is coming over there, let's go and take a look."
Yu Yingzhe stood there with a sneer on his face.
He knew that today's task was difficult, but he didn't know that today's task was so difficult.
"Haha, Yin Di is now a double blow."
"Today is the most expressive day in the emperor's life."
"Great Emperor, listen to my brother's advice. You will not have anyone to accompany you to do the questions here."
"I originally thought that the most difficult thing would be to persuade people to study, but I didn't expect that the more difficult thing would be to get people to take care of me."
Yu Yingzhe never gave up and stuck to his theory.
"Family members, I bet you with my 20 years of solo experience that sweet-looking girls will be easier to win than sexy ones.
"If not, I will walk a hundred meters on my head in the bar street for you today."
Facing Yu Yingzhe's heroic words, the passion of the barrage audience was instantly ignited.
"Great Emperor, this is what you said."
"Do you know what kind of words you are talking about? Great Emperor."
"I sent a plane to the emperor just to see Baifang anchor walking upside down in the bar street in my lifetime."
"Be brave and not afraid of difficulties!"
Yu Yingzhe, who became more and more courageous as he fought, cheered himself up and then rushed forward.
"Hello!"
"roll!"
"Hi!"
"Sorry, I'm not interested."
"I have a boyfriend."
"No time."
"Do you have BBA? What are you talking about?"
Half an hour later, Yu Yingzhe, feeling frustrated, sat on the side of the road without caring about his image, looking at the endless stream of people on the street.
"Emperor, where are you going to start standing upside down?"
"Ah! Wait, I'm getting dressed now, I want to see the live version of the emperor walking upside down."
Yu Yingzhe looked at the group of gloating audiences with a wry smile and began to summarize his failure.
"I realized that maybe my way of opening was wrong. I can go into the bar to find a goddess to do the test paper. Do you think it's right?"
"If you move a tree, it will die, but if you move a person, you will be in trouble."
"Hahaha, Emperor, you have to think about your future life. If you really go into the bar to persuade people to do the test paper, you will be a celebrity on the bar street. '
"Everyone lives for the first time in their life. What's there to be afraid of? Let's go!"
As soon as he said it, Yu Yingzhe rushed into the bar with the test paper. Unlike the scattered beauties outside, there are beautiful beauties sitting everywhere in the bar.
Yu Yingzhe was rubbing his hands and was about to start when a girl in a princess dress came towards him.
"Look, isn't spring coming? I think everyone is too conservative, just watch!"
Yu Yingzhe just started to chat up, and the other party looked at him and asked impatiently.
"Handsome guy alone? A booth or a private room? We'll charge 3,000."
"Huh?"
Yu Yingzhe stood there and asked stutteringly.
"The minimum consumption is so high?"
The other party rolled his eyes with contempt and said nothing.
"Haha, I told you not to tell the emperor that this is a waiter."
"To be honest, there are not many boys who don't go to bars and have nightlife these days. I want to ravage the emperor.
"Emperor, do you feel the cruelty of reality?"
Yu Yingzhe gnashed his teeth and was quite unconvinced, but thinking that his mission had to continue, he could only bleed heavily...
"Then let's book a booth according to the offset!"
"Okay, our flower basket is 300 yuan and the fruit basket is 600 yuan."
"Okay, thank you, I don't need it."
Yu Yingzhe was about to find the target, but he didn't expect the waiter to block him.
"Sir, this is also in the offset project, and our singers also need to eat."
"Is it reasonable for you to force consumption like this? Come, sit down, I'll give you a legal education."
"Security."
"Okay, I'll pay for a flower basket! Are you sure there is no other forced consumption?"
The waiter who took the cash register and collected the money rolled his eyes.
"12% service fee."
"Damn. ”
Yu Yingzhe, who spent nearly five thousand yuan in total, sat by his booth, holding his waist and looking at the table full of wine.
"Family, is this reasonable?"
"At least it is more reasonable than you popularizing the law in the bar, hahahaha, Emperor, you understand the effect of the show.
"Emperor, are you here to experience life today?"
Sure enough, sitting in the bar, many girls came to chat with him.
But those who are not ugly are just here to pick up, and they left immediately when they found Yu Yingzhe's face full of losers.
"Do I really look like a loser? Why do I look like this?"
Yu Yingzhe adjusted his hairstyle in front of the camera depressedly, and asked distressedly.
But the barrage was unanimous in asking him to do a handstand in the bar street.
"Emperor, behind you, there is a girl in a white dress who is being harassed."
"Yes, that's her. If you go up and help her now, you may succeed."
Turns back and glances at Yu Yingzhe behind him and sees the girl.
She is indeed very pretty, and there is a man sitting next to her and whispering.
"How do you know she is being harassed? Are you guys playing a prank on me?"
Yu Yingzhe asked cautiously and suspiciously.
"Emperor, do you want to stand upside down in the bar street?"
A large group of copycats all copied this sentence, inciting Yu Yingzhe to try it.
In order not to lose his reputation, Yu Yingzhe stood up and decided to give it a try.
"Hey, why are you here alone? "
"Would you like to join me?"
Yu Yingzhe walked over and pretended to speak in a friendly tone.
If the other party really came to harass, he should have fled when he saw an adult male.
The man who was leaning over to speak was obviously stunned.
"Xiaoya, do you know each other?"
The woman looked back at Yu Yingzhe, and her originally slightly drunk and blurred eyes instantly changed to an annoyed look.
"Who are you? Are you sick?"
Huh?
Yu Yingzhe, who was embarrassed to death, immediately smiled awkwardly and waved his hands in a hurry.
"Sorry, sorry, I recognized the wrong person, you continue to chat."
Embracing back to the table, Yu Yingzhe gritted his teeth and whispered.
"I really believed in you guys, you old guys are so bad."
"Hahaha, I laughed to death, why is the emperor so cute. "
"Emperor, you are so funny, you have contracted the laughs for a year. "'
"You are so bad, but I really like you, the emperor's face just now was full of embarrassment. ”
“Emperor, I’m not talking about this table. How come you see it? It’s the table next to it. ’
Yu Yingzhe didn’t want to be fooled again, but he couldn’t help but look back.
Sure enough, in the side booth behind him, a man in his forties or fifties was squeezing a sweet-looking girl in it.
The other party was at a loss and looked a little embarrassed.
“Emperor, Emperor, come on, listen to me.’
“The opportunity is not to be missed. Whether you can trick the beauty into doing the test paper for you today depends on this shiver. ”
“Command center, as soon as we find that there are at least three men in front of us ready to act, please quickly kill the self-tagged. "
This time, Yu Yingzhe, who felt reliable in his heart, said.
“Okay, I’ll trust you once, go ahead!”
(ps: Ask for flowers! Ask for evaluation! Ask for collection! Ask for monthly tickets! Ask for self-order!).
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