Chapter 279 What’S The Name Of Dad’S Dad?
Chapter 279 What’S The Name Of Dad’S Dad?
"Is it the Emperor?"
"Oh, you've worried me to death. It's been so long. Why is there no news at all?"
"Why do I feel that the Emperor seems a little thinner? His face is also very pale."
"Great Emperor! Have you resigned from the Chen Group? I was worried about you, so I went to the company to ask."
I was very touched when I saw that countless of my fans were caring about me.
In the end, Yu Yingzhe found that what he liked most was outdoor live broadcasting.
"Everyone, I'm back!"
"I did encounter some things these days, but I'm fine now. Thank you for everyone's concern."
"Sanshui True Love Fan: Send me a hundred rockets.'
"Suburban Spirit Guy: Carnival Ten Shots."
"Haha, as long as the emperor comes back, we will be happy."
"That's right, the emperor has not been live broadcasting these days. It seems that something is missing in my life."
"So the Emperor is planning to play something exciting again today! My blood is starting to boil now."
Yu Yingzhe showed an inscrutable smile, which made everyone even more excited.
After all, the Emperor has never let them down.
However, it is a tradition for Yu Yingzhe to never reveal the content of his live broadcasts. No one wants to correct his bad taste.
So everyone in the live broadcast room was speculating on what he wanted to do.
The taxi stopped at the door, and Yu Yingzhe got out of the car, with several large characters written brightly on it.
Get a driving school.
"Haha, it turns out that the emperor is doing a live broadcast today, and he actually came to learn how to drive a driver's license."
"Great Emperor, you finally know the pain of not being able to drive."
"Okay, okay, congratulations, Emperor, you are about to begin a long period of pain."
Everyone was laughing at Yu Yingzhe who hadn't learned his driver's license at this time.
"Hello, are you Student Yu?"
"Yes, I'm here to learn how to drive.
"Well, I know. Have you seen the 6255 car? Go up and wait. I'll be right away." 1
After sitting in the car, Yu Yingzhe was still a little excited and patted the chair of the coach.
As long as you can get your driver's license retaken, you won't have to ask for help when traveling in the future.
While Yu Yingzhe was still sighing, the coach stood outside the door and knocked on the car window, indicating to him to roll down the car window.
"What's wrong, coach?"
"Why, are you using this place as a taxi? Do I have to give you a ride?"
"What do you mean, coach?"
"You're here to learn how to drive. If you sit in the back seat, why don't you sit in the front?"
Only then did Yu Yingzhe react. He hurriedly opened the door and sat in front.
"Yes, yes, I forgot. I didn't react for a while. I'm sorry."
"I don't know what you students are thinking about every day."
The coach sat in the passenger seat, touching the thermos cup in his hand and looking at Yu Yingzhe.
"Do you know the basic operations?"
"I know how to do it. I have learned it before, but I just haven't finished it yet.
"Why didn't you get your driver's license after studying?"
"It's a long story."
Seeing that Yu Yingzhe didn't want to say anything, the coach signaled Yu Yingzhe to do it by himself first.
After receiving the signal, Yu Yingzhe skillfully released the handbrake and put the ignition into gear.
"Coach, shall I leave then?"
"Yeah, let's go!"
Seeing that Yu Yingzhe was so familiar, the coach suddenly smiled. It seemed that this student was quite good.
result……………
"Hahahaha, Emperor, are you driving a rocking chair?"
"Holy shit, a ten-year-old driver who doesn't know anything about cars can still drive like this!"
"What's the name of my father's father? My father's father's name is grandpa. Damn, this is totally true."
"It's over, I burst out laughing, and my boss found out."
"Great Emperor, I advise you to say a few nice words to the coach quickly, otherwise you will probably be expelled."
Yu Yingzhe parked the car, ran to the coach's side and watched him holding the wall while retching, and said apologetically.
"I'm sorry, coach me..."
"Shut up, let me calm down, Wori, you..."
The last sentence of the quintessence of Chinese culture still didn't come out, and the coach swallowed back what he wanted to say.
After a while, the coach's expression calmed down.
"Come on, get in the car and let me see how you operate it. Your car is more stable than a supermarket rickshaw."
"Then I'll continue? Coach, why don't you get in the car?"
"I won't do it anymore. My childhood is gone and I can't get it back."
The coach asked Yu Yingzhe to open the car door, then carefully sorted out the operating procedures, and then asked.
"Remember?"
"I think it's okay this time, I can do it."
"Shut up, come on, step on the clutch, right, let go of the clutch, step on the accelerator, you step on it! Oops... Stop it!"
This time, Yu Yingzhe stepped on the accelerator, causing the car to swoop out and hit the wall of the driving school.
"Hahaha, Dad, you're going to laugh me to death, the entire driving school doesn't have enough cars for you to build.
"The achievement of collapsing the wall of the driving school has been achieved, congratulations to you, Emperor."
"Great Emperor, I'm here to learn how to drive, and you're here to do engineering."
Although the wall collapsed, the person was fine because he was wearing a seat belt.
The coach ran over angrily and lost one of his shoes.
"Are you okay? Didn't you get hit anywhere?"
"Don't worry, coach, I'm fine!"
"You're such a hammer, I asked you to put the gear in empty, why didn't you do it? You're not here to learn how to drive, you just want to make me angry, right?"
Yu Yingzhe smiled.
"If this were not the case, my previous driving school would not have refunded my money and asked me to find another school. They recommended me by name. The teaching quality of your driving school is outstanding, especially your instructor."
"Several beautiful students praise you for your teaching skills."
The coach, who was holding a water glass and about to curse, heard this rainbow fart, and his originally angry face didn't know whether to be angry or angry.
After a few seconds, he showed a twisted smile.
"real?"
"That is required."
"Even if you have good vision, it doesn't matter if you hit a wall. I will definitely cure your Parkinson's disease today."
The coach signaled Yu Yingzhe to reverse the car first and continued to teach him the basic operations.
The live broadcast room was already bursting into laughter.
"Great Emperor, where did you learn this rainbow fart?"
"Watching the emperor learn to drive, I learned to flatter him.
"This coach is so real, I don't think there is any love for him!"
"A man is a boy until he dies."
It was noon when we learned to drive, and the instructor, who was already exhausted and paralyzed, stepped out of the car, with failure written all over his face.
Even his steady hands began to tremble uncontrollably.
"Lao Li, did you smash it?"
Another coach passed by them and saw that the coach's face was pale and bloodless, and even the light in his eyes dimmed.
"Motion sickness."
The coach took a step and paused. The feeling was exactly the same as in the car.
This damn rhythm!
"Great Emperor, if you are going to laugh me to death, you will not even be able to deal with the old master."
"Not only can he not recover, I feel that his life has been confused.
"Haha, I can't bear to laugh anymore, my stomach hurts."
Yu Yingzhe returned to the driving school after lunch. When he opened the door, he saw his instructor lying on the bench covered with clothes and sleeping.
He was shaking in his sleep.
"Young man, how did you do that? This is our driving school's gold medal coach."
"Look at how he looks like a ghost now. How did you destroy his self-confidence?"
"Stop, you little bitch, stop practicing. Is there something wrong with your feet? Ah!"
The old master screamed desperately in his sleep, and then he sat up with a bullet, covered in cold sweat.
Opening his eyes, he still saw Yu Yingzhe right in front of him.
Forced to shut down the phone, the old master lay down and fell asleep again. At this moment, he hoped that he would never wake up.
"Great Emperor, I have watched your show for so long, and this is the first time I hope you will let him go."
"It's too difficult, it's almost a natural disaster level."
"You have left a mark in the history of the driving school, Emperor."
Yu Yingzhe sat beside the chair and pushed Master Li.
"I haven't gone to work yet. Come see me tomorrow. I'm sick."
The coach closed his eyes tightly and pursed his lips tightly as these words popped out from the gap.
"Coach, thank you for your hard work. I originally wanted to buy two boxes of Huazi for you, but if..."
"Hua Zi? Xiao Yu! You actually have great potential. I will take you to the hospital this afternoon to cure this problem for you.
"Isn't this fake?"
The coach took two packs of Huazi's favorite and rubbed them for a long time, then looked at Yu Yingzhe's questioning questions.
""||What do you mean, if it's fake, let's start practicing driving?"
"You let me take a break."
Before Yu Yingzhe could say anything, the coach forced the phone to shut down again, lay down and fell asleep.
When Coach Li walked out of the cabin in the afternoon, he saw Yu Yingzhe sitting in the car practicing hard, and he was a little moved.
"Xiao Yu, your driving spirit is good. We who are less talented can learn slowly. Diligence can make up for our shortcomings."
"I believe you can succeed."
"Then coach, come up here! I feel like I've made a lot of progress now, do you want to give it a try?"
"*^......"
Although he said a lot of touching words, it can still be seen from the dark color of the coach's face that he refused very much.
But Yu Yingzhe showed a sincere expression, and in the end the coach couldn't help but nodded.
"China, let's work hard together.
"Haha, coach, you have been fooled by this old man."
"Hurry up, coach, it's not worth it for two bags of Huazi!"
"There is a life-threatening situation ahead. Run quickly, coach."
Yu Yingzhe showed a strange smile and reminded the coach kindly.
"Master coach, do you want to fasten your seat belt? Safety is the most important thing."
"Huh? Let me wear a seat belt? Why, tie me to a chair, are you afraid that I will run away? You can drive with confidence, I beg you to step on the accelerator to the end.
"I won't even tell you if you step on the gas tank."
Coach Li had a full understanding of Yu Yingzhe in one morning.
The kid in front of me is too timid.
However, under Yu Yingzhe's repeated requests, he still fastened his seat belt.
"are you ready?"
"Let's go, let's go, I still have a sense of ceremony after taking a lunch break."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Yingzhe (Li Zhaohao) started the car skillfully, and the old car from the driving school roared like a beast.
The car started spinning in circles.
A momentary push on the back made the coach quickly grab the chair.
But he still didn't realize what was going on.
Until Yu Yingzhe drove out of the driving school and drove all the way towards the winding mountain road.
The driving school's car rushed onto the winding mountain road at extremely fast speeds without applying the brakes at every turn.
Coach Li, who had just woken up, looked distorted from shock and stepped on the co-pilot's clutch.
But, it's useless.
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There is another corner on the road, and the narrow mountain road is only close enough for two cars.
"Brake, hit the brakes!
The coach shouted at the top of his lungs, and veins popped out on his neck.
But as if Yu Yingzhe didn't hear it, he stepped on the accelerator and the whole car drifted around the corner.
The back half of the car was already hanging outside.
Below is a 100-meter flood control slope!
Amid the screams, the coach was so frightened that he rolled his eyes and slumped down on his chair.
Force shutdown!
Yu Yingzhe pinched Renzhong while driving, and even took out cooling oil to wake up the coach.
"Haha, Emperor, what you did by forcing the phone to turn on was a bit ruthless!"
"The coach sat quietly on his chair during the second half, but he didn't know that he had already left.
"Great Emperor, what kind of brainstem deficiency can make you come up with such a damaging move!"
When the car slowly stopped and returned to the driving school, the instructor climbed out of the car.
While he was vomiting crazily, he couldn't suppress his impatience and said to Yu Yingzhe.
"Get out, get out now! I don't want to see you again."
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