N-M Chapter 150: The Single Dog's Song
Chapter 150: The Single Dog's Song
Chapter 150 The Song of the Single Dog
"Brother, you can't say it." At this time, Xiaotong quit. There was no dark history when I was a child!
"Sister-in-law, look at my brother."
"I want to hear it too." Yang Mi said with a smile.
"Haha~~~"
Suddenly everyone laughed.
"Let's hear something funny about Xiao Yi." Huang Xiaochu said.
"I remember that Xiaotong should be about five years old. At that time, her parents were busy with work during the summer vacation, so they came to my house and asked me to take her with me. I took her to eat noodles one morning, because she couldn't eat a bowl of noodles, so we Just eat a bowl of noodles." Ye Yi said.
"What happened later?" Peng Peng asked.
And everyone also looked at Xiaotong, and at this moment Xiaotong suddenly felt bad and pretended to drink soup.
Then I heard Ye Yi say slowly: "Because I fed her first, and after I fed Xiaotong, I went to get a bottle of Coke because I was thirsty.w
Then when I came back, I saw this girl poured vinegar into the noodles, and then added chili oil to the noodles.
"I just listened to her whispering, let you feed, let you feed. I don't know how old I am, if I can't eat you, I will feed you. I will kill you with acetic acid. Not only will I acidify you, but I will also burn you to death. .”
"Puff!"
Immediately everyone laughed, and my sister laughed even tears.
"Xiaotong, you still have time to go home like this!" Teacher He said.
"Sister, what is this?" My sister also said with a smile.
And Xiaotong pretended to be aggrieved and said: "You also know that I was five years old at the time. Mr. Huang, you should have a big appetite for five-year-old children. Every time my brother took me out, he would feed me a lot."
"I didn't tell you to eat well, who told you to eat snacks without meals." Ye Yi said: "You don't know, there are no girls in my family, so when Xiaotong comes to my guy
Suddenly became my family's treasure, all kinds of snacks are not lacking at home, so she can't eat well. "
"Hahahaha~~"
Immediately even the old horse laughed.
【Laughing to death, I didn't expect Xiaotong to be so cute!】
【No, I didn’t expect Xiaotong to be so funny since she was a child. Now I finally know why she is so cute in Ace!】
【My Goddess Tong, how can you be so cute!】
【Haha~~~】
【This is because I want to give birth to a daughter again, who wouldn't like such a child!】
【I want to have a daughter, but unfortunately I am single!】
【I can help upstairs!】
But in the mushroom house, Ye Yi's story continues.
"Are there any more?" Peng Peng asked.
"Yes, it's funnier in the back." Ye Yi said.
"Brother, tell me, don't worry, I will return it." Xiaotong said.
Ye Yi is not surprised by Xiaotong's reaction at all!
Ye Yi smiled and said: "You also know how five-year-olds can drink Coke, so I drank it myself, and Xiaotong saw that I didn't give her a Coke, and then took a sip of the noodle soup~ .
After hearing Ye Yi's words, everyone was stunned, and they didn't expect this to happen later.
The people in the whole mushroom house, including all the staff, were dumbfounded, they didn't expect this to happen later!
"What about the back?" Xiaochu Huang asked.
"I'm crying, I was beaten by my family in mixed doubles that day." Ye Yi said helplessly.
"Puff!"
Everyone laughed immediately, and Yang Mi laughed so hard that she fell into Ye Yi's arms because her stomach couldn't bear it.
Now not only the Mushroom House was happy, but also the audience in the live broadcast room went crazy with joy. Everyone could think of a five-year-old little girl who drank a lot of vinegar and chili soup. This scene Everyone can figure it out.
It was such a joyous scene.
[This big reversal, it just hit my waist. 】
[Laughing to death, there is such a happy scene in a goddess novel, it's really too happy. 】
【Xiaotong, this is the scene of the death of the society!】
[My uncle is simply too bad, but we should talk more about the embarrassing things about our Goddess Xiaotong, so we can have dinner now. 】
【Husband is so handsome!】
【Wow, I want to know the embarrassment of my husband now!】
[Goddess Xiaotong quickly stand up! Go back. 】
【The two of them are so natural!】
In the yearning live broadcast room, everyone just had fun watching this. After a day of stressful work, it's time to relax for yourself now.
And now all I see are a few fans, how happy it is to see such a cute and famous scene of my idol when I was a child! And Ye Yi is not afraid that someone will make an article about this matter, after all, with his old man's love for Xiaotong, someone would dare They have to kill each other.
And in the mushroom house, Yang Mi, who had a rest for a while, suddenly said, "Xiaotong, is there something embarrassing about your brother?"
"There must be, sister-in-law, you don't know." Xiaotong said.
"It should be in the second thousand years. One day my brother woke up in the morning and said to my uncles how beautiful the world is, and he wants to be the richest man in the world. My uncles were stunned by this, and then my uncle said, you A little bastard who doesn't study hard is thinking about something every day, and then the bamboo shoots roasted pork is online.
"However, we didn't expect my brother to use his pocket money to invest in the company of the two teachers Ma, and now he is successful. You don't know, my brother got pissed at home because of this incident, and then he was beaten by my uncle in mixed doubles .” Xiaotong said.
"Sister-in-law, you don't know that my brother's goal has changed since he met you. He said he wants to be in the entertainment industry~~~"
"I can't say it." Ye Yi stood up and covered Xiaotong's mouth and said, "Brother is wrong, okay!"
"What do you want to be in the entertainment industry?" Yang Mi narrowed her eyes and said.
【My husband doesn't want to be the King of the Sea, does he?】
【Why do I feel that these two brothers and sisters are in love and killing each other!】
【Ye Yi let go of Xiaotong and let me do it. 】
【Xiaotong, if you are kidnapped, just blink!】
Seeing this look in the live broadcast room is very joyful.
"There's nothing so young and ignorant." Ye Yi said flatteringly.
"I'll take care of you when I get home." Yang Mi said.
"Xiaotong, what is your brother going to do?" Xiaochu Huang asked suddenly with a melon-eating expression.
"He said he wanted to conquer my sister-in-law, and now he has succeeded." Xiaotong said, in fact, what Ye Yi said was the king of the sea, Xiaotong changed it.
At this time, the old horse said in a dark voice: "Why do I not believe it so much?"
"Old Ma, I advise you to be kind. Goodbye, we are still friends." Ye Yi said suddenly.
"Actually, what you don't know is that my brother did something when he was in junior high school." Xiaotong said suddenly.
"Let's talk, let's talk." Ye Yi immediately understood what Xiaotong was going to say.
"My brother has been very handsome since he was a child, and he is good at all kinds of sports. There are many girls in school who like him, so he received a lot of love letters. Then he threw these love letters in the principal's office, and threatened the principal that he would never play again in the future. After receiving these things, he will transfer to another school!"
"You don't know how good my brother's grades are. He is a champion in various competitions. When the principal heard this, he was shocked, and then all the girls who wrote love letters to my brother were found by the head teacher. No I know how funny it was at school." Xiaotong said.
'."Haha~~~"
"It's not that the girl who wrote the love letter to the big brother hates him to death!" said the younger sister.
"Brother, it turns out that you are also a straight man!" Peng Peng said.
"I can tell you to be careful about your kiss scene, do you want me to give you a script for you to kiss men?" Ye Yi said suddenly.
"Don't worry, don't be afraid, I'll help you." Yang Mi said, "I didn't expect you to have this time."
"That's not falling in love with someone." Ye Yi said.
"My brother is obedient, and my sister loves you." Yang Mi said immediately.
"Okay, you two, don't take the opportunity to throw dog food!" Teacher Huang said
"I want to sing a song right now!" Ye Yi said suddenly.
"I'm going to get the guitar!" Peng Peng said, and then quickly went to the house to get the guitar.
"Ding dong!"
Ye Yi tried it and then sang: "Two orioles and green willows, you don't have a girlfriend yet."
"Two male and female rabbits walking side by side, you don't have a girlfriend yet."
"A river of spring water flows eastward, and you don't have a girlfriend yet."
"Ask how much you can worry about, you don't have a girlfriend yet."
When Ye Yi's singing came out, everyone was stunned. They didn't expect him to sing this song.
Peng Peng, who was full of expectations, was suddenly dumbfounded, and such a song actually came out.
"Haha~~~"
Immediately the old horse and the others laughed.
"Brother, this will hurt your heart (of Li Nuo's)!" Peng Peng suddenly said helplessly.
"I'm angry." Teacher He also pretended to be angry and said at this time, everyone knew that he didn't have a girlfriend.
And everyone in the studio went crazy,
【Peng Peng's expression is so pretty!】
【Single dog, it’s okay to be sprinkled with dog food while watching a show, but now you’ve actually received 10,000 points of damage!】
【Can this song be sung like this: Two orioles sing green willows, you don't have a boyfriend yet!】
[Upstairs, I remember you, I wish you a lifetime of singleness. 】
[I didn't expect you, Ye Shen, to be like this. Sprinkling dog food is not counted, and you laughed at us as single dogs. 】
【Sing the most ruthless song with the most gentle words!】
【This single song is destined to be popular!】
"Sing well, don't be funny," Yang Lei patted Ye Yi immediately and said.
"Okay, I won't sing today, there is a performance tomorrow, so I have to protect my voice," Ye Yi said.
Seeing that the time was almost up, the old horse stood up and said, "Thank you for your hospitality, I'm leaving first."
"Okay, let's go slowly!" Ye Yi said.
"Ms. Ma will come again when I have time!" Xiaochu Huang said.
"Let's meet again when we have the opportunity to go to Hangzhou," Lao Ma said.
"Okay." Huang Xiaochu said, he also understands the gap between the two!.