I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 594

Chapter 594

"I, I, I have body odor, don't sleep with me." Chen Yihao first played a card.

"I kick people in my sleep, don't sleep with me." Li Ze was not to be outdone.

"I snore very loudly, I can't stop." Chen Yihao played another card.

"I'm drooling in sleep, goodbye." Li Ze received another card.

"It's better for you two to sleep together." I interrupted their fight, this decision may not be the best decision at the moment, "I'm such a witty little genius~"

"Fuck! Who wants to sleep with such a big man!" Chen Yihao stood up abruptly, pointed at Li Ze, "I'd rather sleep with Linghu Yifei than Li Ze!"

"Wait a minute! I'm a fucking man too!" I slammed the table and stood up, pointing at Chen Yihao and cursing.

"Linghu Yifei, I really like your abdominal muscles and small pectoral muscles the more I look at them. Although I know you are a man, why is your skin so slippery!!" Chen Yihao shifted his gaze When it came to me, he smiled dangerously at this moment, "You are so small, I kicked you out of bed, and I didn't have any anti-armor damage!"

"Ah? You just mean you dislike me!" Li Ze roared.

"Okay, okay, stop arguing." Yao Keying stood between the two of them, "I'm causing you trouble, I can sleep on the balcony or on the ground."

"No!!" The three of us boys immediately yelled at Yao Keying.

"Facts have proved that it is not allowed to let girls sleep on the balcony!" Li Ze's tone was sound, but his face said that I would kill her not to sleep on the balcony.

I also don’t want to sleep on the balcony, I would rather sleep on the ground. In winter, I would rather sleep on the ground wrapped in two layers of quilts than sleep on the balcony to feel the wind chill at night.

"Then let's make the most fair decision, and the loser will give up the bed!" Chen Yihao showed a strange smile.

"I remember that the three of them were isolated in a dormitory. Their roommates changed frequently, and then the Academic Affairs Office decided to let the three of them stay in a very small dormitory, which was smaller than other dormitories." Liang Sisi bowed her head. looking at the phone.

"Then there will still be free beds?" Yao Keying asked.

"Yes, but I just don't know what the three of them are arguing about. They sleep in a small dormitory between four people." Liang Sisi stretched out his hand to hold Yao Keying's arm, "Miss Sister, please tell me your WeChat or QQ, I will I want to touch you hehe, no, I want to know you hehehe..."

"Hey?" Yao Keying responded to Liang Sisi with an apologetic smile, and took out her mobile phone.

"How do you decide?" I'll throw the question directly to you two. In any competition method, I will never lose to you two. Even if you join forces, you may not be my opponent. Hahahaha I'm not talking about them The combined IQ of the two is not enough, it's just that my person who often eats with his brain is not an easy opponent.

"Then rock-paper-scissors!"

"Okay!" Li Ze agreed aggressively, and then began to do warm-up exercises.

"What?!" I exclaimed.

It's over, my luck value has been super low recently. Compared with the two of them, I'm like an African chief. My face is so black that it's outrageous. Even the probability of SSR activities in games recently increased by 30.00%. I have been able to draw R cards ten times in a row, since I will be selected for this kind of game based on luck.

"Come on!" Chen Yihao looked at me with a smile.

"Tsk..." This guy probably knows that my luck is not very good recently...

"Get ready! Rock, paper, scissors!!"

"Linghu Yifei, do you have enough quilts?" Li Ze laughed out loud after speaking.

"Tsk." I spread the mat on the bed, "Fortunately, the three of us were kicked out of the ten-person dormitory, otherwise, I would have slept on the fucking floor."

"Why don't I change it with you..." Yao Keying held the school uniform jacket in her hand.

"No!!!" The three of us boys roared in unison.

"Fortunately, the inspector knows each other, but we didn't see one more person on our side." Chen Yihao sat on the bed and played with his mobile phone.

"Can I ask that, how do I use this hot water?" Yao Keying raised her hand weakly, "I don't know how to use it at all."

"Ah, I've changed the dormitory, and we just came here recently." I got up from the bed, and took Yao Keying to the balcony, "Turn on the faucet here, and the hot water will come out, take my bucket, I usually wash the bucket It's clean, I still have new towels in the cabinet, you can use them first."

I turned around and walked indoors.

"That..." Yao Keying stopped me, "I'm causing you trouble, I came here just to..."

"You just want to confirm some things. I didn't expect it to be so late?" I sighed, "It's okay, you are not a trouble." I didn't look back at her, and after I finished speaking, I walked into the bedroom and opened the balcony She closed the door and heard the sound of her closing the bathroom door.

I looked up and saw Chen Yihao laughing very strangely on the upper bunk, he giggled, "I heard it!!"

Li Ze poked his head out from under the quilt, "I heard that too!" Li Ze coughed twice, cleared his throat, lowered his voice and squeezed his throat slightly, "It's okay, you are not a trouble."

I bent down to pick up the slipper, and threw it towards Li Ze with a flick of my hand. I don't know if it was because I was too angry or too shy, so I fucking threw it on the bed frame.

"Don't worry, no matter what sounds happen tonight, I won't get out of bed!" Chen Yihao picked up the headphones and put them on.

"Don't worry, I won't either." Li Ze took out the white headphone cable and smiled confidently.

"Go to hell with me! I won't do that kind of thing, okay?" I said something, but I still had some thoughts in my heart, but I didn't take actual actions. I just thought about it and didn't have any more thoughts. That's all, "Is there any mobile charging? My phone is almost out of battery."

"Here." Li Ze took out a "brick" from the end of the bed, "Are we going to need some gadgets tonight..."

"Give it to me." I abruptly took the power bank from his hand, "I warn you, don't think about anything, the relationship between me and Yao Keying..."

"Do you want to say simple?" Chen Yihao leaned against the bed and looked at me sideways, "Or do you want to say complicated?"

I sighed, "I don't know. Anyway, now I just rely on her to like me, and I feel a little too much..." I stared at the power bank in my hand, which showed the number "68".

How long can her feelings for me last...

"Forget it, let's not talk, I made the bed and got ready to go to bed, and it's almost time for counting now." I went to the empty bed board and continued to spread the mat.

"Thank you for turning off the lights!" Chen Yihao also turned over and covered himself with the quilt to sleep.

"Is Li Ze alright?" I stood beside the switch.

"Wait, wait!! Okay, okay. You turn off the lights."

clatter--

Even if the lights are turned off, there will still be some light coming in from the balcony, and the housekeeper doesn’t bother to visit our three-person room, so I can make the bed with peace of mind.

"Linghu..." Yao Keying called weakly from the balcony door.

"What?" I got up and walked to the balcony, "What happened?!!"

Yao Keying covered my mouth with her hand, "Hush!"

Sister, you wear pants, are you not cold in the winter night?

She pulled me to the outside of the balcony, closed the door and said, "I accidentally dropped my pants on the floor when I was wiping myself, can you..."

"Oh, wait a minute." I turned around and walked into the dormitory, took out a pair of clean school uniform pants from the cabinet and handed them to Yao Keying.

"Thank you." Yao Keying took it and walked into the bathroom, closed the door, and after a while she put on her pants and came out, "Am I sleeping in your bed? Do you want to change it with you? I feel a little sorry."

"It's okay, you sleep on mine, but I feel sorry for you sleeping on the bed board." I scratched my hair, walked back into the bedroom impatiently, and she followed me in small steps, "This is my bed, I sleep in the bed next to yours, just wake me up if something happens."

Yao Keying was afraid of waking up Chen Yihao and Li Ze, so she just nodded in response to me.

However, those two people were watching the video with earphones on, completely ignoring what happened outside, so Yao Keying was stupidly vigilant, and never thought of reminding her, watching her walk carefully, afraid that I was angry It's just that she didn't expect to stay that long.

I walked over to the bed board I made myself, only one quilt should be warm enough, I hope it won't be too cold in the middle of the night.

"Linghuyi..."

"..." I stretched out my hand to touch her head, didn't say anything, and didn't know the purpose of my action, just wanted to...

just touching her...

"Sleep, the school will open tomorrow morning, and you can leave school." I pulled the quilt. This quilt was originally used to cushion pillows. It was a thin air-conditioned quilt. I lay down and closed my eyes after covering my shoulders.

Didn't do much today but is sore all over.

"Good night……"

I seem to feel her whispering good night in my ear, her voice is weak.

Anyway, I'm very tired, I'm happy to see her today...

Why are my legs a little cold?What is the taste?

I tried my best to open one eye, and Yao Keying was sitting by my bed, holding a lot of scattered bottles and jars in her hand, and started to apply some medicine on my left leg.

It hurts... I simply sat up, she was a little frightened when she saw me get up, the lid of the medicine bottle fell on the floor, she was startled and immediately bent down to pick it up...

She and I looked at each other, she didn't speak, and continued to work on her work, applying lotion on my legs, and holding the patch in the small bag.

Is the small satchel that I have been carrying just now full of medicine?

She came here suddenly because she heard me say something that hurt her leg when I was on the phone yesterday. I just mentioned it inadvertently, as a perfunctory response to her. At that time, I was still condemning her in my heart for making a fuss. Yes, it turned out that since she cared about it, she would come to school to apply medicine to me.

What should I do... I will really fall into Yao Keying's arms completely...

The tips of her hair shone brightly against the white light coming in from the outside, her eyes were focused, she didn't say any words, she just concentrated on her work, my legs were so bruised that my ten fingers couldn't count them all, She checked carefully and applied the medicine. After waking me up, she just nodded and didn't say much.

"...!" Because of the pressure on the painful wound, I pulled my leg back, and she grabbed my knee and continued to apply the medicine.

Are you serious...

Time seems to pass very slowly, her technique is very light, and the strength is just right. I dare not watch her for too long. I turned my head and looked around the dormitory. I saw that the quilt given to her on her bed was missing a piece, and only a thin one was left. The thin blanket and the thick quilt turned out to be covering me, she was afraid that I would be cold...

what……

I covered my face with my hand, why is this woman so troublesome!I'm going to be totally mesmerized!I looked at her from between my fingers, she was so beautiful that I had never seen before, or the word "beautiful", in my cognition, she was what I thought "beautiful", right?

As if reflecting the moonlight, the complexion of the face is fair and tender, the complexion is already so pale and tender that it is as clear as the moonlight...

The eyelashes are so long, looking at these eyes, there are stars shining in them, and the strands of hair are shining brightly, her lips are slightly open, small cherry lips... I leaned closer to her cheeks to take a closer look, she Turning my head to organize the medicine bottles, I was so scared that I immediately flinched back.

Didn't you say that there are only pure thoughts and no actions?

"Okay..." Her voice was very small, and it was a little itchy in my ears. I reached out to lift her chin, opened my eyes slightly, and kissed her lips lightly. She was frightened by my behavior , I immediately dodged back, I was startled by her swift action, and instantly regained my senses.

"Thank you..." My throat has already entered a dormant state at night, and I can't even hear what I barely said. Seeing her just nodding and smiling, I should have heard me thank you. By the way, take the quilt back to her. I picked up the quilt and was about to throw it on her bed, but she reached out and grabbed my arm, looking at me suspiciously.

I opened my mouth to speak but it turned into gasping. I touched the phone around me and typed a text: I am not cold, you take it back and cover it, it is very cold here at night.

It's very cold, so you cover it... She answered me with her lips.

"I..." Why did my mind suddenly become confused, and I didn't know what to tell her for a while.Anyway, I just let her take the quilt away. I threw it over her bed, and she was fine. She pulled it on me, and my feet had just been bandaged and I couldn’t move. I couldn’t find it three or four times. The center of gravity was that the quilt was thrown over, and the person fell down, and she was brought over by my weight and pressed on me.

Wait a moment?What a plot!Oh my god...why did my heart beat so fast...

(End of this chapter)