Chapter 357: Trump's Version Of Taiyi Real Person, Subverting Traditional Animation!
Chapter 357: Trump's Version Of Taiyi Real Person, Subverting Traditional Animation!
On the ninth day of the ninth day, there is a small heat and a breeze.
My name is Reba, a female star in the entertainment industry. In three minutes and one second, I will enter the movie theater to watch You Mingyue's new movie, but for some reason, I always feel that passers-by seem to recognize me, and they look at me strangely , but I have obviously put on sunglasses, a mask, and a peaked cap to cover my face tightly. Could it be that...they recognized me from my graceful figure?
Reba couldn't think of Sister Li.
He stared at the assistant with big eyes.
But they also don't think about it, how can anyone wear sunglasses in the middle of the night.
When encountering this kind of "weird person", passers-by must pay more attention.
Yes.
In order to "lick" You Mingyue immediately after watching the movie and express his feelings to them, Reba chose to watch the zero o'clock premiere.
Generally speaking, in major theaters, there will not be many zero-point premieres of animation movies. After all, children are mainly watching this kind of movies.
Not many adults would be so stupid and pull their children to watch a late-night movie.
Moreover, it is summer vacation anyway, and there is plenty of time during the day.
in addition.
Logically speaking, You Mingyue's movie virtue is hard to find.
Whether it's "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village" or "Resident Evil", if you don't grab tickets for the premiere a few days in advance, you won't be able to buy tickets at all.
But this time, she and her assistant were very lucky. After talking on the phone in the afternoon, they actually bought it directly at 773, and they were even able to choose a seat. This situation applies to You Mingyue, who is now a director + screenwriter + starring in a box office of 5 billion. , is very unimaginable.
"It seems that the controversy about Nezha that suddenly appeared on the Internet has indeed had a great impact on this movie." Reba frowned slightly on his fair and jade-like face.
"The animation film market has always been poor, which is also a reason." The assistant said.
Reba nodded. Anime movies can be said to be at the bottom of the chain of disdain for movies, and their status is not even as good as horror movies.
For people in the industry, everyone feels unbalanced. I worked so hard to make a movie, and you ended up grabbing us an animation movie for the box office?
For some prejudiced viewers, I spent dozens of dollars just to watch two hours of cartoons? Crazy?
I thought about it.
At this time.
The theater staff began to check the tickets.
After checking the tickets, Reba and his assistant entered Hall No. 7 with 3D glasses.
They chose the position in the penultimate row. After sitting in the seat, the front, back, left, and right sides were all empty, which made Reba feel very safe.
She took off her sunglasses while others didn't notice her, and then quickly put on 3D glasses.
Immediately afterwards.
People entered the cinema one after another.
In a blink of an eye, half of the seats were filled with people.
Not much, but not too little.
Reba secretly exclaimed, she knew how much influence a movie would have if it was hacked before it was released, but You Mingyue is You Mingyue, even if it was hacked like this, there are still people willing to pay for their movie.
"I don't care about Nezha's controversy, I'm here to watch You Mingyue's movie!"
That is, watching dramas is enough, why bother so much.
"I wonder if You Mingyue can take this old subject in a new way?"
"It's hard, I guess it should be Nezha making troubles in the sea, killing Yasha, skinning Ao Bing's cramps, and flooding Chentang Pass...Speaking of which, Nezha is indeed quite demonic, not like the Chanjiao Immortal.
"The dragons of the East China Sea can be ignored, Li Jing must die! In Fengshen, the person I hate the most is him, once he has no responsibility or responsibility!"
"I watched "The Legend of Nezha" when I was a child. No matter what others say about him, he is a brat. To me, he is a young hero."
Before the movie started, the audience in the theater had a heated discussion.
In this world, because there is no Journey to the West, Nezha has not been able to become the "second and fifth son" of the heaven for the time being, but because of the wide spread of literary works about gods, everyone has a very deep impression of Nezha.
Mention Nezha.
Everyone will think that he is the reincarnation of Lingzhu.
Think of Huntian Ling, Qiankun Circle, Hot Wheels.
Think of his magical powers -- three heads and six arms.
Thinking of his master who is immortal and extremely protective - Master Taiyi.
Thinking of Nezha not talking about martial arts and bullying the old dragon of the East China Sea...
wait.
Rebellion is his label, and being unscrupulous is his style of acting (cgcf), and the disasters he caused are getting bigger and bigger every time.
If it weren't for the backing being too strong, I don't know how many times I would have died.
"Actually, Nezha's troubles have a lot to do with his original family. His father wanted to kill him since he was born, and his mother doted on him. Father's disgust and mother's pampering made him a bear. Is there a child?" the assistant analyzed from the side.
She knew Reba's purpose for watching the movie, so she also expressed some of her own opinions.
But at this time.
The movie begins.
The lights in the theater dimmed.
On the big screen, the logos of You Mingyue Studio and Polaris Company flashed across.
Immediately afterwards.
The official plot begins.
Only a serious Trump sounded in the auditorium:
"The aura of heaven and earth bred a Hunyuan Pearl after thousands of years. It greedily sucked the essence of the sun and the moon, and its strength continued to grow. However, the aura it absorbed was too mixed, and the immortal energy and demonic energy were entangled. Good and evil could not be distinguished."
"Master, send me and my junior brother to subdue him."
Facts: The Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain, Taiyi Zhenren Cave House, is located in Jiangyou City, Sichuan Province.
Therefore, it is very reasonable for Taiyi real person to meet Trump.
However, as soon as the voice came out, it confused the audience.
Damn, Trump has come out?
"It's funny."
"Using such a serious tone, but with a Trump accent, I always feel weird.
"This accent hahaha."
next second.
Something more complicated happened.
Above the clouds, a big fat pig seemed to be carrying a pig on its back, breaking through the clouds and trotting quickly.
When I got closer, I realized that he was not a pig, but a human being, only very fat.
He made a pose on the pig's back that he thought was very handsome.
"Yes, this is me, the real Taiyi respected by thousands of people!!"
He rolled over from the pig's back, with a deadpan expression on his face, twisted his extremely thick waist, and took a model step.
"Although I'm a bit baby fat, it can't hide my compelling handsomeness."
Daoist Taiyi placed several POSS in a row.
audience:?????
audience:!!!!!
"Pfft! The real Trump Taiyi is something I didn't expect."
"Ahem!"
"You tell me this is Taiyi real person? I'm afraid it's not Taier real person!"
"Not to say that there is no connection, but there is no relationship at all."
"It's the first time I've seen such a fat real Taiyi!"
"The key is that he is very confident."
"Hahahaha, his mount is actually a Japanese pig?"
"It's kind of funny."
"I laughed so hard, I didn't expect You Mingyue to be so good at writing comedies.
"It's interesting.
""
Brother Xun once said that if a movie has a good beginning, it is already half successful.
At this moment, the beginning of the movie, which is full of humor and subverts the traditional image of immortals, instantly caught the audience's attention and heart, and attracted them all. .
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