Living On A Deserted Island, I Took The Goddess To Survive

Chapter 144 Sleeping Overnight At The Top Of The Mountain

"The surname is Wang, what do you mean? Who hasn't been weaned?" Ren Yuanyuan stood up and pinched her waist with her hands.

"Look, look, what are you doing? I mean you've reached puberty!" Wang Yuan raised his hand.

"That's about the same!" Ren Yuanyuan sat down again, "Sister Fang, you think he still calls me a young and beautiful girl."

"What, he means that you are in a rebellious period, disobedient, disobedient to discipline, self-righteous, do whatever you want, domineering, reckless, plundering, stealing, demolishing roof tiles, digging three feet..." Zhang Lanfang said.

Ren Yuanyuan's beautiful eyes were burning with anger, and she stood up slowly, glaring at Wang Yuan, and she was about to explode.

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Yuanyuan, look, what Sister Fang said is not a sign of puberty at all. Obviously, it is a manifestation of menopause, and only old women behave like this." Wang Yuan quickly raised his hand and said, "So, when I say puberty, I mean young, think about it, don't you?"

"Yeah, it seems very reasonable." Ren Yuanyuan nodded and sat down again.

Wang Yuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, breathed a sigh of relief, and glanced at Jiang Yan, only to see Jiang Yan was looking at him jokingly, with a buzzing sound in his head, as if he had overlooked something.

Glancing at Zhang Lanfang again, "chug chug" was like a motor starting, the brain was running rapidly, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Ahem, well, Sister Fang, have you ever seen a woman in menopause? How can you describe it so accurately?" Wang Yuan asked.

"Get out!" Zhang Lanfang said angrily.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Wang, you're right, they are really innocent and cute, sometimes I'm really fierce." Dahei said seriously.

"Dahei, I said that I crawled back from the death line just now, do you believe me?" Wang Yuan said.

"Maybe I understand, one thought becomes a fairy, one thought becomes a demon, turning around is a Buddha covered in a demon, the sea is not the sea of ​​the sea, the shore is not the shore of the shore, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore." Dahei said.

"Sister Fang, I can't take it anymore. This is the rescuer sent by the monkey, right? One monkey from Malaysia." Wang Yuan said.

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha, my stomach hurts!"

"Hahaha, I can't breathe."

"Wang, what happened to them? Do you want someone?

Work breathing? "The big gangster said.

"Need not."

"Ah? You see they are all rolling, do you want to perform CPR with chest compressions!" Dahei was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

Seeing the three girls rolling on the ground, Wang Yuan twitched and almost lost his breath. He gritted his teeth and said, "No need!"

"What? You can see that their symptoms are like epilepsy. If you don't save them, there may be accidents."

"No, it will be fine in a while."

"I think you just don't want to save them. If you don't, let me come!" Dahei said angrily, and then he was about to walk over.

"Sit down, I'll count by dozens, and I'll make sure they'll be ready right away." Wang Yuan pulled Dahei.

"Oh, count it."

"one two Three."

Zhang Lanfang sat up wiping her tears.

"four, five, six."

Jiang Yan patted his chest and sat up.

"Seven, eight, nine."

Ren Yuanyuan sat up holding her stomach.

"Wang, you are more powerful than the wizards in our tribe when I was a child." Dahei gave Wang Yuan a thumbs up in a daze.

"Don't worship brother." Wang Yuan rolled a big black look.

"Oh my goodness!"

"Huh! I'm out of breath!"

"I really don't want to talk to them anymore."

The three women finally collapsed in one breath.

"Okay, Dahei and I are done performing, now it's your turn." Wang Yuan said.

"Ah? What did you perform?" Ren Yuanyuan asked.

"Country a rejoices in sketches." Wang Yuan said.

"Mmm! Mmm! We are from the Cultivator School of Country A, Huanxi Buddha Pieces." Dahei said seriously.

"What a mess, what Huanxi Buddha?" Wang Yuan patted Dahei's head.

"Oh! Oh! Is it the way of cultivating true joy?"

"roll!"

"Which genre is that?"

"It's Joy Demon! Bah! Bah! It's just comedy, it's cross talk, sketches, magic, acrobatics! No genre! You read too many online novels." Wang Yuan said.

"Wang, look at them, they are sick again, what should I do? You can count by dozens." Da Hei said.

Wang Yuan turned his head and saw that the three women were rolling on the ground again, their bodies twitching.

"Oh my god, this joke is really too low, they are all too innocent, um, their life must be full of joy, and they will definitely be happy in the future." Wang Yuan thought. Biqu library

After a while, the three women finally lost their breath and regained their strength.

Dahei looked adoringly at

Wang Yuan, just don't need to count the three girls this time.

"I'm afraid that you will be out of breath, and you will pass away once you close your eyes." Wang Yuan said.

The three women panted and gave him a blank look.

"Oh my god, hehe, I'm so ridiculous." Zhang Lanfang rubbed her stomach.

"Hahaha, I'm almost suffocating." Jiang Yan rubbed her cheeks that hurt from laughing.

"Hehehe, where are these two teasers?" Ren Yuanyuan rubbed her hands on her chest to breathe.

"Okay, please start your performance." Wang Yuan said.

"Okay, okay. Let's start with Maiba Yuanyuan first." Zhang Lanfang said.

"Ahem. Then I'll sing a song." Ren Yuanyuan calmed down and cleared her throat.

"Good!" Everyone applauded.

"Sweet honey, you smile sweetly... Poof! Hahaha!" Ren Yuanyuan suddenly saw Dahei shaking her head in rhythm, and couldn't help laughing again.

"It can't be done, it can't be done. Hahaha, I really can't continue singing." Ren Yuanyuan laughed and waved her hands repeatedly.

"Hehehe..." Zhang Lanfang and Jiang Yan both laughed.

"Give it..." Dahei also laughed.

"Dahei, what are you laughing at?" Wang Yuan asked.

"I don't know, it's just funny to see them laughing." Da Hei said.

"Cluck..."

"Hahaha……"

"Quack quack..."

"I'm really convinced, I just laughed out of nowhere." Wang Yuan said, "Okay, go to sleep after laughing."

Wang Yuan lit another cigarette and looked at the sickle-shaped moon in the distance.

"Okay, let's relieve ourselves." Zhang Lanfang said.

"All right."

The three girls went behind the rock.

Wang Yuan finished smoking, flicked the cigarette butt, looked at his watch, it was eleven o'clock, and thought: "These girls can really laugh, they've been laughing for two hours, most people would go into hypoxic shock if they laughed like that. "

Dahei also finished his cigarette, and imitated Wang Yuan and flicked the cigarette out.

"Dahei, rest." Wang Yuan said.

"OK, good night."

Both lay down to rest.

When the three women came back, they saw that both of them had rested, and they each lay down with their backpacks on their pillows.

Before they knew it, everyone fell asleep.

The sky was getting brighter, and it was the coldest time of the day, Wang Yuan felt something pressing on his chest and waist, and slowly opened his eyes.

"what?"