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209 Yang Chaoyue: Oh, I'm Drooling!



209 Yang Chaoyue: Oh, I'm Drooling!

The official broadcast date of "One Punch Man" is getting closer.

Needless to say, Xu Feng as the lead actor, Wang Shengdi, Wu Lei, Da Mimi and others who are important supporting roles have also received key attention.

Whether it's on a variety show or in an interview, you can't escape the topic of Xu Feng's new work.

There is no way, "Shinigami" is the jewel in the front, which has caused people's attention to this drama to reach a level that makes people stunned.

The number of times Wu Lei has been interviewed in the past few days can almost surpass the sum of his ten years in the circle.

As the broadcast day approached, Wu Late-Lang swallowed.

I can't imagine how I would be scolded if I played hip-pull.

It was almost eight o'clock in the evening, Xu Feng was already sitting in front of the computer in the office and waiting.

And Yang Chaoyue, who had just returned from a walk with Iqi, also came up curiously.

Just now when she went out for a walk with the dog, she found a lot of people running towards the house, saying things like "Hurry up, hurry up, the broadcast is about to start" or "Anyway, it's impossible to compare with Shinigami".

At this moment, she, a little bumpkin from the countryside, once again saw how powerful her boss is.

Unfortunately, he is a scumbag.

That's right, it's been a month since I returned to the company with Xu Feng.

She could see different big sisters and Xu Feng entering the inner room next to the office every two days.

Although she has just grown up, it doesn't mean she doesn't understand anything.

Thinking of this, Yang Chaoyue, who served Xu Feng tea, spat at an angle where she thought Xu Feng could not see it.

Eat this girl's saliva!

Punishing scumbags is everyone's responsibility!

However, when Yang Chaoyue brought the tea to the table, Xu Feng said abruptly

"Did you spit in my tea?"

"Aha!?"

Yang Chaoyue trembled and almost tripped herself.

"Idiot, won't you stir it twice after vomiting? It hasn't melted yet."

Xu Feng had black lines all over his face.

He felt that Fatty was just a little dumb, and this one in front of him was really stupid.

"come over."

Xu Feng beckoned.

"Old, boss, you, don't fire me."

Yang Chaoyue lowered her head and said obediently.

She also quit the "Creation 101" show. If she is kicked out by Xu Feng again now, where can she find a five-figure job for walking the dog, keeping accounts, and serving tea?

Even if a little girl is wandering around in Shehui, her overly delicate face will become a deadly weapon instead.

Snapped!

A crisp slap sounded.

Originally, Yang Chaoyue, who had her head down, covered her butt in disbelief, widened her eyes and said:

"Old, boss, you, you hit me?!"

"I'll hit you if I hit you, are you picking a date?"

Xu Feng looked arrogant:

"Go get a new glass."

Yang Chaoyue blushed and picked up the cup and turned to leave.

I wonder if I should be smarter this time, and stir it twice after spitting?

That way he can't see it.

"The company has monitoring."

Xu Feng at the back said abruptly.

Yang Chaoyue was so frightened that she trembled again and almost fell to the ground.

Xu Feng was even more speechless.

Looking at the girl's appearance, does she really want to vomit a second time?

Didn't scare her just now?

five minutes later.

"Boss, your tea, absolutely no spit this time..."

After serving the tea again, Yang Chaoyue muttered in a low voice:

"I heard that the dead house would be very happy if it could drink a girl's saliva......"

Xu Feng had black lines all over his head.

Laozi is not an electrician, he likes women's spitting.

I also want to say something to 3 male compatriots who are reading this book and have KISS experience.

The girl's saliva has no taste at all.

On the contrary, if she has any oral disease or what she ate before kissing.

Then kiss it, the taste will make you sick all day.

With the continuous fermentation of Xu Feng's film and television dramas and movies, special words such as "figures", "peripherals", "cute" and "dead houses" are also spreading unknowingly.

If nothing else, wait for "Initial D" to be released.

Words such as "Tauren" and "NTR" will also be flooded.

Follow Yang Chaoyue to follow the sweet daily life of Bo's domineering president and confused little assistant.

The time in the lower right corner of the national computer is exactly 20:00:00......

This time, not only Penguin bought the first broadcast rights in China, but also Oil Depot and Kiwi Fruit.

The main reason is that Xiao Ma has not yet unconditionally believed in Xu Feng's strength.

In fact, so far, Xiao Ma has regretted spending sky-high copyright fees to buy the exclusive rights to broadcast the first three parts of "JOJO".

Even JOJO has maintained considerable popularity until now and has shown enduring vitality.

But how can a businessman care about such crap?

What Laozi wants is the number of broadcasts! This represents the number of tickets.

If he could choose again, he would rather use the money to buy the domestic exclusive broadcast rights of "Shinigami".

emmm...... Xu Feng felt that Brother Ma might regret it again this time.

Click through to the premiere episode of One Punch Man.

The playback page gradually became clearer, and the screen full of bullet screens appeared "Three months! Three months! Do you know how I lived these three months? Do you know?" "Aizen fans came to report", "Dick Fans came to report", "This time Xu Feng's acting is actually decent? Are you used to it" and other barrage content.

BOOM!

BOOM!!

BOOM!!!

BOOM!!!!

However, the opening song has not yet arrived, in a modern city full of buildings.

One mushroom cloud after another rose in amazement.

Citizens screamed in terror and fled in the opposite direction of the explosion.

The reporter on the side of the road wore a hard hat, covered in cold sweat, and reported live through the camera to many viewers:

"Everyone, please see that this unprecedented destructive power is still rising, and now the Heroes Association judges that the level of this disaster is a dragon—beep!"

BOOM!

Before the reporter finished speaking, the storm caused by the explosion blew the camera team away, and the live broadcast was cut off.

And in a dimly lit room, a man in pajamas watched a TV covered in snowflakes, and got up in a neutral tone.

"lets go."

Although the face was not shown, but just looking at the reflective forehead, the audience who have been following the show have already guessed who it is.

At present, the audience is not very satisfied with this short opening plot.

They are already tired of watching this kind of American heroic opening.

In fact, since the end of "Avengers 4".

Marvel has also been going downhill. The latest version of Spider-Man released some time ago also had a special three-spider style, and as a result, a bunch of replies came out.

Seeing this superhero-like opening, not to mention the locals of Longguo, even overseas audiences secretly frowned.

Xu Feng won't overturn this time, will he?

In the center of the ruined and devastated city, the purple "Big Devil" walks on the wasteland that has turned into a sea of ​​flames.

There is no doubt that he is the official culprit for such references.

"Woo~ woo woo woo!"

At this time, a child's cry was extra harsh.

Piccolo, oh no, it should be said that the strange man stretched out his hand suddenly, and the original palm was about to expand to dozens of times the size just now, and grabbed the girl who was kneeling on the ground and crying.

However, an afterimage passed by, and the girl who fainted from crying was put aside.

"Huh? Who are you?!"

0…ask for flowers…………

The man who had only shown his back just now finally appeared in front of him.

However, when I saw Saitama's earth-shattering battle suit and white cape that obviously borrowed from Superman.

Coupled with Saitama's signature blank-eyed expression made by Xu Feng.

Many audience members did not laugh out loud.

After all, the audience who came to follow the drama for the first time are fans of "Shinigami".

Their impression of Xu Feng is fixed on that Haki sideways, personable Aizen.

However, after a few months, seeing Xu Feng's sluggish appearance, the strong contrast directly made them unable to hold back their laughter.

"I'm a hero for fun."

An understatement tone, full of perfunctory and casual

In the first sentence of the official debut, Xu Feng pointed out the core theme of the play through Saitama's mouth.

"Huh? What kind of random setting is that?"

The weirdo raised his eyebrows slightly, and shouted out his inner complaints on behalf of the audience.

"I was born from an environment that humans are constantly polluting - Vaccine Man!"

"The earth is a complete living body, but you people on earth are the pathogens that erode life on the earth.

"In order to prevent all kinds of evil deeds you humans have done to this planet, I was born here with the will of the earth!"

In the next second, his body rapidly swelled to dozens of times its original size like the palm just now, and his face approached Saitama even more ferociously, roaring.

Hearing the roaring cry of the vaccine man, many viewers didn't know how to speak for a while.

After all, what this monster sounds like at first glance makes a lot of sense.

Then, what follows is the confrontation between the protagonist and the enemy's ideas, right?

What will the protagonist say to influence the weirdo?

Or choose to fight silently in a state of being speechless, and then slowly explore the answer in the following plot?

At this time, the vaccine man's body turned into a monster with fangs comparable to a tall building, and rushed towards the protagonist.

"Humans! I'm going to give you now—"

puff!!!

The next second the camera turns.

The protagonist Saitama still maintains the expressionless attitude. With a wave of his right fist, it is like a bullet piercing a balloon, piercing the abdominal cavity of a hesitant monster dozens of times his own size.

Dark green blood, which is different from humans, fell from the sky together with pieces of flying meat.

The unexpected scene that happened made the fans unable to react for a while.

And the expression of the protagonist Saitama is also synchronized with the audience, staring at the fist that he just killed the monster with two eyes.

The expression gradually lost control, and finally let out a broken cry:

"Again..... I solved it with one punch!!!"

After Saitama's screams, the passionate prelude that excited the audience who had watched the trailer before sounded.

coming!

The theme song sung by Milk Tea Lun!

"Play Fat Times!!!"

The reversal in less than five minutes at the beginning also allowed the audience to discuss fiercely through the barrage during the theme song time.

[I was tricked by Xu scumbag again. I thought I was going to stage a duel of ideas between the protagonist and the enemy, but it turned out...that's it?]

【Is it really just a 'one-punch' Superman? Isn't it true that all the enemies after that will be dealt with with one punch?】

【How is it possible? It definitely made you feel good at the beginning, and all the opponents were dealt with with one punch, so how can the plot play out?】

【Xu Feng really doesn't care about his handsome face, he shaves his bald head if he wants to】

【If Lu Han had this awareness, he wouldn't have been sprayed so badly】

【Can you stop mentioning that movie here? Bad luck】

[In just these five minutes, I have already decided to chase, at least if the protagonist has something to do, he will fight directly and not be too aggressive with you. The character really fits my mouth

[+1, even in Marvel where superheroes are rampant, this kind of protagonist who doesn't have much BB with you is rare].


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