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232 Xu Feng: What Precious Things Are My Fans All About?



232 Xu Feng: What Precious Things Are My Fans All About?

"Fuck! I'm so cute!"

"This bouncing is so cute!"

"I'll go, I know why Xu Feng dotes on Wang Shengdi so much!"

"Medical kit! Where's the labor-management medical kit?!"

"Old man's maiden heart!"

When I saw the platelet played by Wang Shengdi jumping up and down while replying.

Countless audiences across the country who watched the premiere subconsciously held their hearts.

Oh My God!

This is too cute, right?

It feels like my heart is going to melt.

Even in the premiere theater, Fatty, who is the heroine of this movie, couldn't help scratching the side of his face.

I felt like I was being robbed of the heroine's limelight.

In fact, she did this once in her previous life.

In the drama "Carat Lover", she played the second female lead and stole the limelight from Tang Yan's first female lead.

It's not that she didn't act in that drama in this life.

I can only live a good reincarnation.

To be honest, whether it was "Shinigami" or "JOJO" before, for those post-70s, and even many old comrades born in the 60s at the scene.

The world view of the day was so free and unconstrained, the viewing threshold was really high.

But Cells at Work is completely different.

There is no so-called world view, or your own body is the world view of this show.

Xu Feng even described the physiological knowledge after anthropomorphizing the cells that exist in the human body.

It's easier to understand than biology class.

Indeed, as Xu Feng said, this is a movie that parents can take their children to watch with confidence.

Of course, if your parents say that the blood is red?

If it creates a psychological shadow on the child, what should I do, then Xu Feng said that such parents are hopeless.

As the plot continues to advance, Xu Feng uses the unprecedented narrative technique of cell anthropomorphism, like the audience to continue to popularize how cells work under the ravages of "cold", "allergy", "cancer" and other diseases.

The audience who originally interacted with each other because of the white blood cells played by Xu Feng and the red blood cells played by Pang Di also restrained the aunt smile on their faces [and began to invest in knowledge popularization.

And when seeing these anthropomorphic cells fighting bloody battles, many viewers even felt an inexplicable sense of guilt in their hearts.

In the audience seats in the back row, some younger audience members whispered softly:

"Suddenly I feel so ashamed, I feel that I have become a black-hearted enterprise who eats junk food all day long.

The little brother who said this looked at the popcorn and Feizhai Happy Water that he just bought, and suddenly it didn't smell good.

Another single otaku next to him also reviewed himself:

"I quit smoking when I went back, otherwise would I be worthy of the platelets in my body?"

Another viewer couldn't help complaining:

"Smoking has nothing to do with platelets, right? People are responsible for trauma."

The two hours passed quickly, and when the protagonists' bodies were in a state of hemorrhagic shock, they finally got through this difficulty by donating blood.

When the white blood cells and red blood cells returned to work with enthusiasm, the audience also realized that the movie was over.

At the same time, I can't help feeling in my heart:

"When you are ruining your body, don't forget the hard-working cells in your body." 々.

The ending song came slowly.

Xu Feng plays white blood cells.

Di Lieba plays Red Blood Cell.

Wang Shengdi plays Platelet.

The list of actors also drifted by slowly, and when the subtitles were completely finished, Mr. Han, who was sitting next to Xu Feng, patted Xu Feng on the shoulder and said cheerfully:

"Isn't this good? In the future, make more movies that are suitable for all ages."

He was at a loss when he watched the "Shinigami" filmed by Xu Feng before.

That kind of film is too unfriendly to the elderly.

This time "Working Cells" suits his appetite.

In the eyes of old people like Han Sanye, this kind of film is the best.

Don't pick the audience, and can get high box office.

not very good

Xu Feng laughed awkwardly when he heard this.

I thought to myself that if I make "Chain Saw Man" and "Into Titan" in the future, will your old man want to kill me?

But don't think so far now, let's celebrate first.

The leading actors of the movie got together one by one, except for Xu Feng who was relatively calm.

When the other actors heard the applause from the audience, there were more or less crystal tears in their eyes.

Being able to get such affirmation in the film market, many people may not have this opportunity in their entire lives.

A typical example is Lao Hu, who filmed a lot of classic TV series, and then he went to the fourth place, but he didn't prove himself in the film market.

What surprised Xu Feng was when he delivered his speech.

When it was the little loli Wang Shengdi's turn to speak, the screams of the audience seemed to be even more exaggerated than when she spoke.

The little loli was so scared that she shrank behind her trouser legs.

And Xu Feng couldn't help laughing.

Because he knows that he has succeeded.

After leaving the cinema, many viewers looked down at the flesh on their arms thoughtfully.

Do you think it's time to change your usual three small barbecues a day?

Otherwise, I feel sorry for the cells in my body.

A dead house who went to watch a movie with a friend suddenly asked:

"You said if I stabbed myself, would I be able to see the platelets?"

...do you eat pancakes?"

Jiyou gave him an angry look.

But I think back to the platelet that was jumping up and down on the big screen just now.

He was also suddenly moved.

In the past, I always liked to refer to characters such as Inoue Orihime, Holly Bell, and Tornado in Xu Feng's works as wives.

But those are illusory, but this time the new wife really has them all.

[Thank you for the hard work of the cells in my body every day, I will go eat a bowl of instant noodles to catch up on sleep and reward your factory

【Since Xu Feng started directing and acting on his own, he has rarely acted in dramas with love scenes. This time his rivalry with Di Lieba was a great surprise for me as a CP party】

【Get out! Laozi is still single, you guys are dating inside me?】

[Platelet is so cute, I can't wait to give myself eighteen knives to see her]

【How did Xu Feng's brain grow? How could he make such a fun and hard-core popular science education film?】

【I thought I was single, but after watching this movie, I realized that I already have so many beauties in my body】

Just like when "Stardust Crusaders" was on the air, although many people persuaded Xu Feng, Bell and others to quit because of their muscular bodies.

But as long as anyone is on the Internet, they have definitely seen the emoticons that were cut down and frantically reproduced by netizens when Xu Feng played the role of Dior.

The premiere is over. Although there are still many people who haven't watched the movie, they only need to open the penguin group or the circle of friends.

Immediately you can see Wang Shengdi's platelet emoticon package.

In the GIF picture, the little loli wearing a white peaked cap jumps and jumps, and the word "cute" is brought to the extreme.

Immediately, someone recognized that this was Pupu from "The Hidden Corner", and asked if this was her new play?

In the end, I knew that this was a new film she and Xu Feng collaborated on.

Generally, the second dimension has a professional vocabulary to describe this phenomenon——

Out of circle!

Douban scored 9.8 on the first day of weekdays!

Obviously there is an impulsive scoring factor in it.

In fact, "Working Cells" is not perfect, because it has to follow the basic knowledge of human physiology, which makes it unable to perform super famous scenes like "`" Aizen's defection" and "Ye Kodzuki and L wit fighting".

The only thing out of the circle is platelets.

This led to the fact that although the audience watched it happily for the first hour, it became a bit boring for the next hour.

When it is released, it should drop to a score of around 9.1 or 9.2.

But compared to the shortcomings, the huge advantage of "suitable for all ages" is enough to save everything.

After all, "Initial D" also has Natsuki and the Mercedes-Benz Uncle, which is not suitable for children.

Parents are so afraid to take their children to see it.

But "Working Cells" has no such scruples at all.

The box office on the first day directly broke the record of "Initial D"!

2.6/Z!

Self-written, directed and acted by Xu Feng's three-piece suit, the deterrent effect is still leveraged.

But unfortunately, it failed to break the previous record of 270 million on the first day of "The New King of Comedy" by Zhou Xingye.

After all, he is the real king of comedy movies in the Dragon Kingdom.

Although that movie cast a psychological shadow on Zhou Xingye.

And the media called it a hello, thinking that Xu Feng's pairing could break the record of "Mermaid".

33/Z?

what is that

At least 4 billion!

This bragging made Xu Feng wonder if he had stuffed them with money.

And now what Xu Feng is going to do... road show.

Last time when "Initial D" ran for publicity, Xu Feng (Nuo Zhao Zhao) didn't go, this time he can't escape.

After all, the previous awesomeness has already been blown out, and it will definitely break the domestic box office record.

If you want to catch fish, you must at least break this number.

"Hello everyone."

Xu Feng's hometown is Tianfu Province, when he waved on the stage, the fans in the audience went crazy.

"Ahh! Xu Feng big brother!"

"Master Aizen!!"

“The big brother is so handsome!!”

"Husband, stop shaving your head!"

Ah, this... Xu Feng touched his hair that had grown back a long time ago, and said that the little girl who spoke just now was too ignorant, and he was warning against fans!

However, what made Xu Feng confused was that the fans still shouted, "Don't choose Liu Yifei for the next drama! She is a box office poison!"

Before Xu Feng could think about how to respond, someone immediately interfaced:

"Liu Shishi is even worse! His eyes are staring like a dead man!"

Then the painting style started to go wrong.

"Guo Biting is pretty good too! She's pretty enough!"

"Fuck off! What qualifications does she have for a third-line hitchhiker?"

"Director Xu! Think about Cheng Xiao! The thief is big, it suits your appetite!"

"I like Zhao Yingbao! Can I ask you?"

It is understandable that the fans in front of him are tearing up Xu Feng for their idols.

What are the people in the back talking about?

Xu Feng was full of question marks.

What kind of valuables are my fans?


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