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329 Big Brother Cheng: Damn, I Can’T Find One Advantage

"The victory and defeat have been decided."

The film only puts the plot where Hua Mulan, played by Liu Yifei, joins the army in place of her father and joins the barracks.

Many professionals have the same thought in their hearts.

They are all looking forward to which of the two "Hua Mu ~ Lan" to be released this year is stronger or weaker.

One is the former national first love, and the other is the current national...child bride-in-law-.

The same theme, the same big names joined, the same global release.

In addition, Xu Feng and Liu Yifei have been cutting off the relationship between Xu Feng and Liu Yifei since the filming of "Sword of the Immortal Sword".

Even if Xu Feng didn't declare war on Liu Yifei's version of "Mulan" like Da Mimi did.

But both inside and outside the circle will involuntarily compare the two films.

However, I saw a small half, almost except for Liu Yi's fans and Xu Feng's real black fans.

Other audiences who watched the premiere, whether professional or ordinary passers-by, felt it from the bottom of their hearts.

It is impossible for Xu Feng to lose.

Because this "Mulan", which was co-produced by China and the United States with a large group of foreign actors as the leading role, is rotten!

If the architectural style in the movie does not conform to the historical background and these bugs, it is barely harmless.

The audience can barely handle the problem of mouth-synching.

But your plot is so rotten that you can feed shit to the audience.

Who can bear this?

Especially when the general played by Zhen Zidan proposed the setting of "Qi", and Empress Gong played the Grandmaster possessed Technique and the witch with seventy-two transformations.

The plot started to go wild.

First of all, the target of the witch played by Empress Gong is a mystery.

She wants to kill the Emperor of Central Plains played by Li Lianjie.

So I chose to join hands with the BOSS to hit the Central Plains.

Seeing this motive, the audience all had question marks.

Aren't you going to transform?

Turn into a fly and sneak into the palace at night, stabbing Ji Lian to death isn't it all over?

Why do you go around in such a big circle?

And this film may also want to shape "The Song of Mulan" and the idea of ​​"who says women are not as good as men" in Peking Opera.

However, the way they came up with was not through hard work or making suggestions, but to add a "Qi" setting to TMD.

Why is Hua Mulan more powerful than ordinary men?

Because she has "Qi", and it is the strongest "Qi", generally only men can awaken Qi, and although she is a daughter, she has also awakened Qi.

So you can throw away all the armor, but a red dress and those who are about to enter the bridal chamber will enter and exit seven times among thousands of troops.

When seeing this, all the audience did not have the thrill of the protagonist killing the Quartet and starting to pretend.

Instead, they all have the same emoji as the mobile phone face of an old man in the subway.

Got disgusted.

"Ahahaha~"

Although Xu Feng was clutching his stomach tightly, he couldn't hold back his laughter in the end.

He didn't notice the expression on the fairy sister next to him who wanted to kill someone.

And the eldest brother Cheng on the other side is not much better.

It's a pity that the reporter couldn't photograph the angle of the two of them.

Otherwise, tomorrow the photo of the two of them laughing to death would be on the headlines of various entertainment pages.

Then add titles such as [We are professionals, we will never laugh unless we can't help it], [I am amused by you], [Brother Xu Feng laughed and cried at the premiere] and so on.

over time.

On the big screen, the film has come to an end.

Hua Mulan, who resumed women's clothing, returned to her hometown.

And the army sent by the emperor also came soon after, and gave the Hua family an official title.

At the end of the screen, a phoenix flying by with a special effect of 50 cents who doesn't know what to do.

The camera slowly moved across Sister Shenxian's face, which was a bit round, but overall good looking.

As soon as the screen went black, the cast list flashed across.

The movie ends.

"call!!!"

At this moment, the whole country, oh no, how many people around the world breathed a sigh of relief.

As if it took two hours to do a piece of paper that I can't do high math on any of the questions, I let out a heavy breath.

They felt as if their brain nerves had been pulled out by someone, pinched and ravaged in their hands, and then put back into their brains.

"What did I see?"

"Sino-US co-production produced such a thing? I suddenly started to feel lucky that Teacher Liu's so-called Sino-US co-production has not progressed for a long time. Don't ruin Monkey King, okay? Mulan has been ruined by them."

"I just said that Liu Yifei can't make any good movies!"

"If Hua Mulan watched this movie, she might be so angry that she would draw her sword and kill Ya Huazi."

"I hope Xu Feng can save the face of our heroines in the future."

Not only the Longguo Cinema was full of complaints, but Lao Mi's side was not much better.

They have never heard of the story of Hua Mulan, and they will not have the kind of anger that their hero has been ruined.

But one two is still a question mark.

I don't understand how I watched stupid things after these two hours.

Then he scolded "bad movie" and walked away.

"RNM, refund your money.

And in the cinema hall of the premiere ceremony, someone mumbled such a sentence in a low voice.

Although it was very quiet, the environment in the theater was extremely quiet just after the movie ended.

Therefore, it was clearly passed into the ears of every audience.

Xu Feng couldn't help but laugh, Biyi's premiere ticket prices basically start at four figures.

Although most people come here for the opportunity to get in close contact with their idols.

But if your filming is so bad, it is inevitable that some viewers will feel disgusted.

The lights were turned on, and the main creative team headed by the director, Liu Yifei, and Ji Lianjue came on stage.

However, when he saw the audience in front of him, he looked like he was watching the Spring Festival Gala.

They knew that this movie did not achieve the results they had imagined.

At this time, Xu Feng and his eldest brother Cheng were ready to slip away.

It would have been a bit rude to not hold back the laughter just now.

If they stay here again, they are afraid of being beaten.

However, the media reporters obviously wouldn't let them go so easily.

Seeing that the two of them left their seats, they didn't bother to care about the main creative team on the stage.

All of a sudden, he ran to bet on the laughing duo just now.

"Director Xu, may I ask why you smiled so innocently just now?"

"Brother Cheng, how do you think this "Mulan" compares with the one you are acting in now?"

"Director Xu, do you look down on this movie?"

"Brother, can you tell me your evaluation of this movie?"

Damn, one or two of these questions come from bad people.

I can only blame Xu Feng and Big Brother Cheng for not being able to hold back their smiles.

But they originally watched this movie with the mood of watching a joke, and there was really no way.

But the eldest brother Cheng is also an old fritter, even if he thinks this movie is really bad, he can't make trouble in other people's home games, he can only open his eyes and talk nonsense.

0-ask for flowers...0

"I think this one is excellent, um...that...he..."

However, just when the eldest brother Cheng wanted to say a few advantages, he was at a loss for words.

Damn, he thought for a long time and couldn't come up with a good point!

The scene layout does not conform to the historical background, the mouth shapes are not matched, and the plot is even more messed up...

The eldest brother went "hmmmmhmm" for a long time, but he couldn't think of a place to praise.

"Our fairy sister's appearance is still online.

Seeing this, Xu Feng hurriedly stepped forward to intervene.

"Ah yes yes yes,"

Eldest brother Cheng heard the words and nodded repeatedly:

"Sissy is still the same as when I first worked with her ten years ago, nothing has changed.

"puff!"

Xu Feng almost choked to death on his own saliva.

Good guy, Xu Feng couldn't help but wonder if his eldest brother Cheng was being eccentric, pointing fingers and cursing Huai.

Nothing changed?

Are you referring to her looks or her acting skills?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we have to go back to the crew to shoot, this movie is still good, I recommend...uh, I recommend fans of Sister Linger to watch it, bye, bye~

Xu Feng dragged his eldest brother Cheng to run away quickly.

The main character is still on stage, why are you blocking labor?

And Liu Yifei on the stage was about to be annoyed by Xu Feng. Is this movie of mine so bad?

On the second day, Da Guang gave Liu Yifei the answer with cruel reality——

It sucks! It's not ordinary shit! It's not the kind of shit where gold is found in shit, but the shit where there's only shit in the shit!

"Mr. Li, how do you explain to fans that you come to mainland China to make money, but the movie doesn't even lip-synch?"

The first road show just ended the next day, and the first question asked by the reporter, the Kung Fu Emperor was speechless.

Damn, he can't say it's because he's been abroad for a long time and forgot about it, can he?

If you really want to say that, more than one billion Longguo netizens will kill him.

As the only Longguo native of the starring group, Zhen Zidan stepped forward in time, saying that it was because time was too tight and it was too late.

Well, two hours later, his answer was scolded on the trending searches again.

Damn, you dare to show it to make money if you don’t do it well?

If you don't spray you, who will you spray?

Anyway, for this problem, no official explanation is useless, the typical inside and outside are not human.

*****

The global box office on the first day was 55 million.

Well, it feels pretty good.

Of course, it is RMB, not $.

However, the Douban score is 5.6, and the Rotten Tomatoes rating is 57%.

Xu Feng was a little surprised. Foreigners are quite tolerant. This kind of crap can still get nearly 70% of the praise?

But it's not surprising on second thought.

After all, Lao Wai doesn't have any special feelings for Hua Mulan, the hero of the Dragon Kingdom.

In their view, this is an ordinary bad movie.

Give it a score of six or seven.

However, in the eyes of the people of Long Kingdom, taking the most famous heroine in the history of Dragon Kingdom into this virtuous picture is simply an insult to Hua Mulan.

Don't say more points for one or two, you are lucky if there is no option of 0 points on the rating network.

"Absolutely."

Da Mimi, who was also preparing to attend the premiere, sneered when she saw the score.

As expected, the global box office the next day:

33 million talents. .