This person really knows how to be reborn!

Chapter 58 The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber

"Sixth Brother, I have to criticize you. Fifth Brother just acted all high and mighty, how could you hit him with a broom?" Chen Yuliang said, pulling a dumbbell from his suitcase. "If you're going to hit someone, you should use this one, this hurts!"

Zeng Cheng chuckled and took it: "Damn, third brother, you're ruthless!"

Wang Zicong quickly begged for forgiveness: "I was wrong, guys, I was really wrong. I'll treat you to dinner, okay?"

Zeng Cheng rolled his eyes, but still put down the dumbbells.

They might just be making a lot of noise, but they might not actually be doing anything.

Of course, you still have to curse, and you have to curse with some serious force.

"Wang Laowu, if you keep acting so cocky, I'll really beat you up. And this won't just be a matter of one dinner!"

"I understand, I understand. I should thank you guys for giving lowly Xiao Wang a chance to treat me to dinner," Wang Zicong chuckled before changing the subject, "Sixth Brother, let's not talk about that nonsense anymore. It's your turn. What's your ideal?"

He always felt that Zeng Cheng was different from other people his age, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

Driven by a strange feeling, he became particularly curious about Zeng Cheng.

"I do have some ideas, but compared to the vast universe in the hearts of you three brothers, they're utterly insignificant." Zeng Cheng had no time to talk about ideals with a few kids; he chose to brush them off and change the subject. "Hey guys, let's talk about something more serious, something men should talk about—did you notice that senior who sold campus cards when we enrolled? She had huge breasts!"

Chen Yuliang's eyes immediately lit up: "Of course I noticed! Not only are they big, but they're also perky... But the senior student who was in charge of reception was obviously prettier, with big, watery eyes and super fair skin!"

The well-behaved He Shuhuan is actually a secretly passionate guy: "Ahem, two senior girls, one hot and one pretty, both great. If they both wanted to be my girlfriend, which one should I choose?"

At this moment, Wang Zicong suddenly looked up, gazing at a non-existent sky at a 45-degree angle, his eyes filled with bright sorrow.

When his roommates finally noticed him, he blurted out three words: "Ha, women!"

Zeng Cheng became interested: "Oh, there's a story behind this?"

Wang Zicong nodded, his eyes filled with melancholy, and said, "Back then, I was young and naive, and there are indeed some regrettable things from the past."

Then they eagerly waited for Zeng Cheng to take over.

Zeng Cheng chose to ignore it.

Even a fool could guess that Wang Zicong would continue to act pretentious.

I'm not answering, you'll suffer to death!

He Shuhuan and Chen Yuliang fell for the trap and kept urging Wang Zicong to tell them quickly.

Then Wang Zicong let out a long sigh and began to recount the past.

In his account, he described his absurd and unruly life as involving entanglements with a total of four women.

The first one was his childhood sweetheart, who was incredibly beautiful and a goddess-like type. They made a lifelong promise while playing house as children, but the girl moved away. They didn't meet again until more than ten years later, and their feelings rekindled.

The second is his distant cousin, who has a fiery personality and is passionate and decisive. When they were children, they had a fight, and he once bit her hard. Because of that bite, the girl became attached to him...

The third girl was the daughter of his nanny. She was younger than him, only seventeen years old this year. She was gentle, sweet, and innocent, and always called him "Young Master." She was determined to marry no one but him.

The fourth girl was a stroke of luck; she was the daughter of his father's mortal enemy. She was extremely beautiful, but had a terrible temper. She was a spoiled and willful young lady who liked to whip people with a horsewhip...

Chen Yuliang and He Shuhuan were both stunned.

Holy crap, this bachelor is amazing. He's only eighteen and already has such a tumultuous love life.

Her eyes immediately filled with admiration as she looked at Wang Zicong.

Zeng Cheng was also shocked—if this guy wasn't just bragging.

Wang Zicong's expression turned smug as he continued to recount his tumultuous love life.

If the earlier part of the story had some basic logic, then what follows is just utterly absurd.

The first girl, he actually said she was a nun on Mount Emei.

My second distant cousin is even more outrageous—she likes to keep poisonous spiders.

The third girl herself is not unusual, but her mother is from the Middle East and was the number two person in a large local non-governmental organization before she came to his house as a nanny.

The fourth girl is the most amazing; she's actually a descendant of Genghis Khan, possessing the bloodline of the Golden Family...

Chen Yuliang muttered, "Wang Laowu, you're fucking bragging, aren't you? The more I listen, the more I feel like I'm seeing this before."

He Shuhuan nodded in agreement: "It does seem quite familiar..."

Zeng Cheng was the first to react, immediately revealing the truth: "Damn it, this guy's talking about 'The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.' Guys, I really can't stand it this time, let's kill him!"

So Zeng Cheng took charge of the damage output, Chen Yuliang was in charge of the control, and He Shuhuan cheered from the sidelines, and they quickly gave Wang Zicong a sound beating.

Wang Zicong repeatedly begged for mercy, even offering to provide breakfast for everyone for the next week, but he was still severely beaten.

However, after this playful banter, the four members of dormitory 606 actually grew closer together.

After the playful fight ended, Wang Zicong tried to salvage the situation: "Guys, I admit that what I said just now did have a little bit of artistic embellishment, but I have really dated a lot of girlfriends, and I have a wealth of profound experience in how to pursue girls."

Zeng Cheng rolled his eyes at this guy and said, "Then tell us about it?"

Chen Yuliang and He Shuhuan listened attentively.

Wang Zicong started talking: "Flirting with girls is all about being bold, meticulous, and thick-skinned, especially the last one. As the saying goes, 'Even a vicious dog fears a brute, and a good woman fears a persistent suitor.' Girls are all reserved; they don't necessarily expect them to take the initiative. When we meet a girl we like, we should take the initiative. Start by actively chatting with her, and the next step is to send gifts and ask her out to dinner—brothers, don't be stingy with your money! No investment, no return!"

Zeng Cheng listened to these words without question.

It cannot be said that Wang Zicong's playing style was completely wrong.

Well, it's somewhat feasible, but it's definitely not a high-end strategy.

To put it bluntly, anyone can use money to pave the way.

Moreover, this approach can only win over some low-end women; it will absolutely not work on truly high-quality women.

Chen Yuliang and He Shuhuan, on the other hand, looked like they had learned something.

At that moment, Zeng Cheng's phone rang. He opened it and saw that it was a text message sent to him by Yu Baiwei.

[Zeng Cheng, your good friend is hungry, take me to eat!]

[Yu, where's your mom? Didn't she have dinner with you?]

My mom left after I registered; she's flying to Shanghai soon for a meeting. I've been sitting in my dorm all afternoon.

Why didn't you message or call me?

You're also registering, right? I was afraid of bothering you.

【Then get ready. I'll pick you up in ten minutes downstairs at the girls' dormitory of the School of Economics and show you around the cafeterias at Sichuan University.】

【Um!】

Seeing that Zeng Cheng was typing and not listening to his lecture, Wang Zicong was a little unhappy—after all, "the problem with people is that they like to be teachers."

He started nagging Zeng Cheng: "Sixth Brother, I feel like you're being a bit disrespectful to me. I'm wholeheartedly sharing my experience in flirting with girls with you, how can you be daydreaming?"

I sincerely wanted to learn your flirting skills, but of course I wouldn't say it out loud: "Hey, my phone just got a message. Where were we?"

Wang Zicong repeated, "We men need to take the initiative; we can't expect girls to ask us out to dinner!"

Zeng Cheng nodded repeatedly: "Yes, that makes sense, I've learned something!"

Wang Zicong suddenly became curious: "Sixth Brother, who were you talking to just now?"

Zeng honestly stated, "A female classmate I've known since high school is also in our economics department."

"What should we talk about?"

She invited me to dinner.

"..."

Wang Zicong's cheek twitched involuntarily.

You old bastard Zeng, are you deliberately trying to sabotage me?

He rolled his eyes at Zeng Cheng and continued to ask, "Isn't it pretty?"

"Well, this one—" Zeng Cheng stroked his chin, "Fifth brother, I'm face-blind, so I really can't tell if she's pretty or not, but everyone else says she's super pretty."

After saying that, he went straight out the door.

After Zeng Cheng left the dormitory, Wang Zicong looked at Chen Yuliang and He Shuhuan.

"Hey, don't you two think Lao Liu is a bit of a show-off? Do you really believe that pretty girls ask him out to dinner?"

He Shuhuan laughed and said, "Old Six is ​​quite handsome, so it's normal for him to have pretty girls ask him out for dinner."

Wang Zicong was displeased: "He Laosi, just because Zeng Laoliu is handsome doesn't mean I'm not! I'm a rich second-generation, so why don't any pretty girls ask me out to dinner?"

"Hey, Fifth Brother, you're still handsome, just not as obviously as Sixth Brother," Chen Yuliang chimed in with a teasing expression. "But I also think Sixth Brother is a bit pretentious; he doesn't seem like the type to be popular with girls."

"I told you so," Wang Zicong continued, pricking someone. "Hey, Zeng Laoliu is really something. We're all buddies now, why is he so concerned about saving face? Even if he doesn't have a single girl on QQ, we wouldn't laugh at him."

Chen Yuliang offered a different opinion: "Fifth Brother, I still have to make a laugh. Seriously, how low do you have to be to have absolutely no girls on your QQ contact list?"

He Shuhuan had already opened QQ on his phone, but upon hearing this, his cheek twitched, and he silently turned off the screen.