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Chapter 135 Super House Bag - Sky Cloud Realm

Chapter 135 Super House Bag - Sky Cloud Realm (Two-in-One)

After creating a clone, Bai Hui's original sanity value cap became 50. Before creating the clone, Bai Hui's sanity value had already dropped below 50, so at this moment, he only had about 20 sanity points left while working.

In this situation, no matter who comes, it's almost certain that they've fallen into a state of madness.

However, Bai Hui has simple lines, so it doesn't affect anything.

Furthermore, due to his extremely low rationality, the various environments of this workplace were quite simple for Bai Hui. Anything slightly complicated was simplified to the extreme and contained within lines.

Normally, it would be difficult for someone like Bai Hui to find a job, because he would have a hard time imagining what the actual work environment would be like through those simple lines.

Of course, this was no problem for Bai Hui.

Even if it's difficult to identify the workstation situation, he can mentally visualize an "interaction" option at the workstation, and then he can simply learn from what others do.

It's quite simple.

As mountains of supplies piled up and were delivered via the conveyor belt, Bai Hui immediately received a large amount of text information—

Toilet paper, phone stand, water bottle, plush toys, razor —

These supplies varied in size and model, and were piled up together in a chaotic mess.

However, Bai Hui could see it at a glance.

Moreover, after Bai Hui selected [Interact], this information was reorganized once again.

The same type of supplies were now described as "Toilet Paper 1", "Toilet Paper 2", and so on.

Bai Hui only needs to use his skills normally, moving up and down the workstation to retrieve items, and then sorting and placing them.

He Qing was initially worried that Bai Hui might be a little unaccustomed to working for the first time, and might feel helpless and at a loss when faced with the large amount of supplies piled up in a chaotic manner.

But watching Bai Hui get right to it, his movements fluid and skillful as he categorized the various supplies, his dexterity as if he had dedicated years to this craft, even surpassing his own efficiency—

Although she felt a little strange, He Qing relaxed and was about to get to work when suddenly—

A young woman with dyed blonde hair, perhaps attracted by Bai Hui's appearance, blatantly approached Bai Hui's workstation during working hours.

"Hey bro~"

The spirited young woman, with a deliberately sweet smile, greeted Bai Hui.

He Qing recalled her earlier instructions and subconsciously became curious about how Bai Hui would handle the matter—although that young woman's appearance was not as good as hers, she was still a member of society.

Compared to himself, the student, he was less naive and more mature.

The subtle tattoos peeking out from the movements of his body added a touch of wildness.

Even if someone's natural features are average, they still wear makeup.

And this makeup, regardless of its skill level, is precisely something that He Qing, as a student, does not possess.

That's why she was curious.

However, just as she was wondering how Bai Hui would respond, she saw Bai Hui visibly pause for a moment.

Then, he suddenly struck, grabbing the young woman by the throat.

Amidst the other person's stunned and terrified expression, he grabbed them and lifted them into the air, then strode over to the trash can and forcefully shoved them inside.

He Qing: "???"

The trash can wasn't very big, only about 80 centimeters tall.

A grown man was forcefully squeezed, folded, and stuffed into the trash can by Bai Hui, filling it to the brim.

The young woman who cooperated with Bai Hui and carried out the aforementioned actions didn't utter a single scream from beginning to end; clearly, she was a fraud.

Logically speaking, He Qing should be somewhat gratified that Bai Hui could so decisively refuse the temptation.

However, Bai Hui's behavior made He Qing very uncomfortable.

"But...so this is how it can be handled?"

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The studious He Qing vaguely grasped something.

On the other side, after casually resolving the crisis, Bai Hui still had some doubts: "It seems this part-time job isn't entirely without danger—how could something like that just appear in front of me so easily?"

He recalled what had just happened.

In the "Simple Lines" state, the energetic young woman in Bai Hui's eyes did not have a human form at all, but was composed of a large number of chaotic lines.

Although there were also some slightly neat, dark, blurry marks that looked like tattoos.

But he's clearly not a good person either.

Bai Hui was interacting with his workstation and subconsciously wanted to categorize and stack the items.

But with such a chaotic array of lines, Bai Hui had no idea how to categorize them, so he simply threw them away as "trash."

Bai Hui quickly put this little incident behind him and continued to work hard.

There were quite a few guys in the workshop who shared similar ideas with that young woman from earlier.

Seeing this, they basically gave up on contacting Bai Hui.

Bai Hui was happy to have some free time, so he could switch between workstations while also paying more attention to the situation on his clone's side.

We've arrived at Tian Qiyuan's house.

The edge of Dianchi Lake.

Bai Hui looked at the huge red characters that had condensed in the void, and the lines in front of him that were clearly the surface of water.

Turning back to Tian Qiyuan, she asked, "Is this... your home?"

"That's right."

Tian Qiyuan, who was warming up, laughed upon hearing this, "This is my home, the largest, most luxurious, and most expensive house in the entire Cloud City, named Sky Cloud Realm. Every morning, thick mist rises from the water's surface, making it look like living on clouds—"

The lake surface you see now is as clear as a mirror, and the reflection below the dwelling is also habitable.

As Tian Qiyuan introduced the situation, he observed Bai Hui's expression, seemingly trying to discern a hint of the astonishment of a poor person.

However, Tian Qiyuan was disappointed.

Bai Hui remained calm, as if he were used to such things.

Bai Hui stared thoughtfully at the huge red text in the void: [This is private territory. Entry is prohibited without permission!]

This so-called "Sky Cloud Realm" is an island in the middle of a lake, surrounded by the lake on all sides, and the closest point to the shore is a full kilometer away.

Within a kilometer radius, the water quality is clearly stratified, with the water in the area where "Sky Cloud Realm" is located being significantly clearer.

In Bai Hui's eyes, it became a clear distinction between light and dark colors.

As for the prompt in the void, it also seems to be the effect of a magical artifact, but Bai Hui doesn't know what kind of magical artifact it is yet.

"This is my classmate. I invited him to come over to my house to hang out."

Tian Qiyuan said this.

The red text in the void instantly distorted, transforming into a line of blue text—

Welcome home, young master.

Bai Hui then also received permission to enter the country.

Two pairs of swimming trunks were sent to me out of nowhere by some unknown force.

Tian Qiyuan said with a hint of pride, "Hurry up and change, Bai Hui. My family has almost everything here, except for boats—I swim at least a kilometer every day as a morning exercise before going to school."

Bai Hui shook his head slightly and said, "I don't need to change it. -- By the way, do you have to report to your front door every time you come in or out?"

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Tian Qiyuan was stunned for a moment.

He thought to himself, "Of course not! I only did this today to show off to Bai Hui, but I never expected—"

What exactly are you focusing on, you idiot?!

Tian Qiyuan was somewhat depressed.

"How are you planning to get across if you don't change into your swim trunks?"

"Of course, we walk there."

Bai Hui said this, then stepped onto the water and stood still on the surface. Ripples spread out from where his feet touched the water.

He turned around and tilted his head to look at Tian Qiyuan.

The "LV.5" level house-walking technique allows for a light and easy stroll through water.

"How long will it take you to swim there?" Bai Hui asked.

Tian Qiyuan: "???"

Your movement skills have reached this level?!

Thus, most of the preparations Tian Qiyuan made for today can be considered a failure.

Bai Hui didn't recognize the luxury car, nor did he care about the "Sky Cloud Realm" technique; even its movement speed was far superior to his own.

"I was just kidding."

Tian Qiyuan said irritably, "Actually, I don't necessarily have to swim—"

He looked at his nanny and said with a dark face, "Carry me on your back."

"Yes, young master."

Then, with the help of the nanny, Tian Qiyuan also stood on the water.

"Speaking of which—what was the main reason you invited me here today?"

Bai Hui strode forward, his steps unhurried, ripples spreading out beneath his feet—actually, it would have been easier to sprint directly to his destination at this moment.

However, this stroll didn't put much pressure on Bai Hui; it was merely a subtle application of his strength.

While secretly sending a telepathic message, Tian Qiyuan instructed his nanny to at least keep pace with Bai Hui, so as not to be outdone by Bai Hui, or it would be too embarrassing.

He replied, "Of course, it's to truly become your friend—your inner demons and physical strength seem to have reached a balance, achieving complete control—"

However, given my circumstances, I'm sure I can be of some help to you.

Because of my family's circumstances, I haven't had many normal friends growing up, so I don't really know how to get along with friends. If I've done anything wrong, please forgive me a little.

The nanny reluctantly agreed, but secretly groaned inwardly.

This technique of walking on water is not difficult, but it requires a high level of skill.

If it were simply a contest of raw martial arts strength, the nanny was certain she would not lose to Bai Hui.

But this kind of skill-based competition made her feel somewhat uncomfortable.

Because of Tian Qiyuan's "magical artifact, the cyborg," no one in his martial arts team, including the nanny, can use it properly until now.

Although Bai Huixin's inner strength is low and his physical strength is weak, his skills alone are already at their peak!

Even now, Bai Hui moves effortlessly across the water, the surface beneath his feet perfectly calm, as if he were a water spider gliding across the water.

On the other hand, the nanny herself, carrying Tian Qiyuan on her back, had to maintain a nearly synchronized pace, with obvious ripples appearing on the water beneath her feet from time to time.

The difference is obvious when compared!

Moreover, judging from Bai Hui's pace, it would probably take him two hours to walk this one kilometer!

The nanny had been gone for a few minutes, and Tian Qiyuan was still chatting with Bai Hui, secretly competing with him. Meanwhile, the water beneath the nanny's feet was churning with increasingly strong waves.

At this rate, the nanny figured that she definitely wouldn't be able to complete the whole process on her own.

She's a human being, not a machine!

Then, on a sudden inspiration, he said, "Young Master, speaking of which, it seems you didn't explain the various matters clearly beforehand."

I see that Bai Hui seems quite interested in the scenery here. In that case, why don't we head home first and make some arrangements?

As she spoke, the nanny shyly informed Tian Qiyuan of her predicament via telepathy, suggesting that since the actual gate was still eight or nine hundred meters away, she could simply use the water's surface to leap across, which would likely be even more effective.

Upon hearing this, Tian Qiyuan asked, "That makes sense—but can you jump over? This is water; even for you, it would be difficult to use such a large force, wouldn't it?"

"If we put it together, there shouldn't be any problem, but it will be quite a commotion, and you'll get soaked—"

"Should?" Tian Qiyuan frowned.

"Young Master, if you don't agree, we might not even make it halfway before falling into the water, which would be even more embarrassing!"

"All right----"

Tian Qiyuan hesitated slightly, but still agreed to the nanny's suggestion.

Bai Hui didn't seem to have any objections, he just smiled and waved his hand, saying, "Then you can go ahead first, see you at the entrance."

"good!"

As soon as Tian Qiyuan said this.

The nanny suddenly gathered her strength and stomped her foot on the water, creating a spray of water that swept up several unsuspecting fish, as if someone had dropped a huge bomb underwater.

The shimmering water sparkled under the sunlight, and even the splashes of water created a rainbow in the air.

The nanny carrying her young master, relying on that strength, leaped hundreds of meters in one bound, swinging her legs in the air and using the air to propel herself, as if she were running wildly across a rainbow, and finally reached the island in the middle of the lake with great difficulty!

"call""

The nanny breathed a sigh of relief.

With her skills, if she had jumped directly from the shore, there certainly wouldn't have been such a commotion, and it would have been much easier.

But she had already walked on the water for a while, and given the speed and circumstances, it was already her limit to jump over—the limit to maintain her young master's dignity!

Before she could even catch her breath, she heard Bai Hui's curious voice beside her: "Speaking of which—if this is a mortgage bag in your house, who is carrying it? Or is it a mortgage slave being supported?"

"Can your house talk?"

Slightly damp, Tian Qiyuan and his nanny stared in astonishment at Bai Hui beside them. Tian Qiyuan exclaimed in shock, "You...you...how did you get here?!"

"Is this difficult?"

Bai Hui countered with a question.

In fact, given the circumstances at the time, the force with which Tian Qiyuan's nanny jumped had already made it impossible for Bai Hui to continue walking on water.

Fortunately, Bai Hui didn't dwell on the matter. At the critical moment, he used his long tongue to squat on Tian Qiyuan's shoulder and came over with him.

Tian Qiyuan was completely unaware of this, because this strange logic and meaning could effectively eliminate his sense of presence.

The nanny was completely focused on her work at the time, so it was even less likely that she would notice Bai Hui.

Tian Qiyuan:

nanny:

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In this situation, the nanny was overwhelmed with emotion and almost lost the ability to maintain her illusionary form. She secretly transmitted her voice and said with a wry smile, "Young master, how about we—not put Bai Hui in such a difficult position?"

That way, you'll be more compatible with him; otherwise, you two probably won't be able to truly become friends. Tian Qiyuan: "————You're right."

Bai Hui gleaned a glimpse of part of the two people's telepathic communication and smiled slightly.

As for the slight deformities and twists in his legs caused by his long-term use of the Long Tongue Strange Principle, Bai Hui naturally overlooked these minor issues.

(PS: My QQ account got banned today because yesterday was Valentine's Day. One of my buddies broke up with his girlfriend, so I sent him some porn. He got drunk and reported me, which allowed him to successfully lure his ex out around 3 AM. After a long discussion, he received eight slaps in return.)

I almost couldn't write an update today because of this, it's too abstract ————)