Strange Cards

Chapter 9 Peppa Pig Water Cup

"Old Shi, Old Shi, don't sleep."

The crowd shoved and pushed Shiyu awake, and Shiyu groggily opened her eyes.

"What's wrong? School's over?"

"Elbow those black bastards!"

"Yes!"

"Damn it, I didn't even bring my jersey, shorts, or shoes. What the hell am I supposed to do on the court? After the game, I was all sweaty and sticky, and I couldn't sleep at all."

"It's already prepared for you."

After everyone threw a set of jerseys to Shi Yu, Huo Yun magically produced a pair of sneakers from behind his back. Shi Yu put her feet in to try them on and found they fit perfectly.

"Let's go, everyone."

When Yu entered the basketball court, yawning, he found it already packed with people. Sitting on the sidelines were not only students from his own school, but also some students wearing other school uniforms.

"Black guy, white pig... ho, I've got them all."

"The other side also has a farm synergy, right?"

"Every time a white teammate swings their whip, the black teammate gains a 100% attack speed and berserk buff? And after a full 100-pull, they immediately enter beast mode, right?"

"They are really a group of unreasonable yellow-haired monkeys."

A distinctly foreign voice came through, and Shigure, who was sitting down, waved his hand in disgust near his nose.

"Where did this black guy come from? Damn, he smells like a farm!"

"What about the security guard? Does he even want to keep his job? How dare he let farm tools in here?"

Everyone was trying to suppress their laughter, while the students from our school sitting on the sidelines were practically bursting with rage.

The black man clearly understood Chinese and walked over with an unfriendly expression, intending to take advantage of his height to attack Shi Yu.

"Fuck you, mother."

Shi Yu suddenly stood up, and was actually half a head taller than the black exchange student.

"What the hell is that barking? Who let the stray dogs in?"

"Oh, sorry you're here. I didn't look down just now, so I didn't see you. Sorry."

Just as the black man was about to make a move, several international students held him back tightly. At that moment, a blond, blue-eyed, and reasonably good-looking white man extended his right hand towards Shi Yu.

"Please respect us, friends, because we are the guests you paid to invite from afar."

Shigure extended his right hand to shake hands with him, then whispered in the white man's ear.

"In China, just speak proper Mandarin and stop spouting that gibberish!"

"I can understand it, but I don't want to listen. Damn it, all that listening comprehension in class, and then having to translate it myself while playing ball? Are they tired of living?"

"I know what you did yesterday, and I also know that you can understand and speak Chinese."

"You're all going to die today."

The white man's face turned ashen instantly, while Shigure let go of his hand and walked back to his own territory.

Shigure turned her back to the white man, then slowly turned around and gave him a thumbs-up, before turning her thumb down towards the white man without hesitation.

"That guy's veins were bulging, the veins in his neck were popping out!"

"It's so red, so red! Its face is redder than the reddest monkey's butt on Flower Fruit Mountain."

"What did Shigure say? It completely broke his defenses?"

"I'm afraid it's not a good thing to say. The first app on that kid's phone was Baidu Tieba, or rather, the Sun Tieba Big Rascal."

At that moment, the Ace of Spades in Shigure's pocket suddenly moved slightly, and then the voice of Ace rang in Shigure's mind.

"Be careful, there's a very strange aura emanating from the person opposite you."

"Can I win?"

"You could kill that kind of low-level monster even with my Blade, let alone with me right here."

"The disadvantages of such tricks outweigh the advantages. They probably don't even know that those tricks provide them with power at the cost of absorbing their lives."

At that moment, Shiyu's eyes suddenly became clear, and she could actually see a faint aura of death on the five people opposite her.

"Tsk tsk tsk, at this rate, he'll be dead by next week at the latest, and might not even live to see it."

The game started quickly, and Shiyu showcased his superb basketball skills.

Dribbling past opponents, turning around, behind-the-back—a series of basic yet highly effective techniques were executed with exceptional skill by Shigure, allowing him to easily dribble past one defender after another.

But when Shiyu had the opportunity to make a layup, he didn't choose to do so. Instead, he ran to the corner and confidently jumped out of bounds with a fadeaway jump.

Just as Shiyu's feet were about to touch the ground, he threw the ball, and a precise three-pointer went in through the net.

Just then, the referee blew the halftime whistle, but Shi Yu ignored their murderous glares, lifted his jersey to wipe his sweat, and walked towards his own rest area.

Shi Yu's well-defined eight-pack abs attracted the attention of all the girls present. When Shi Yu was about to take a bottle of mineral water out of the water tank, countless girls rushed up to him.

"Drink mine!"

"Have mine, it's already chilled, it'll be perfectly refreshing."

"How can you drink something cold after such strenuous exercise? Drink mine, it's warm, I warmed it with my palms."

"Drink my fruit tea; it will replenish the energy you need for playing ball."

Shi Yu looked at the women around him and felt overwhelmed. Then his eyes caught sight of his own cup.

At this moment, Lin Musen sat quietly writing a question, with two identical water cups, one for Peppa Pig and one for George, placed at his feet.

Shigure, however, walked over, picked up Peppa's cup, unscrewed Peppa's skull, and started chugging water.

Just then, Lin Musen, who was doing practice problems, looked up and bumped into Shi Yu, who was drinking water from a Peppa Pig-themed water bottle.

"Hey, you bastard! That's George's cup, it's yours!!!"

"Bullshit! You lost this Peppa Pig water bottle to me in that bet, you can't expect me to give you the George Cup to be the big sister!!!"

"That Peppa Pig cup is...."

"What, you've used it?"

"No, I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!"

"I smell a lie."

Shi Yu's pure eyes stared straight into Lin Musen's eyes, her gaze seemingly capable of holding the entire starry sky and ocean.

As Lin Musen watched, his face suddenly buried itself between his legs, his face turning as red as an apple, as if it were about to bleed.

"you.........."

Just as Shi Yu was about to say something, Huo Yun's voice rang out from afar.

"If you keep flirting with your young girlfriend like that, I'm not waiting for you anymore. You can wait downstairs for your replacement!"

"You bastard, Huo!"

Shi Yu kicked up a pebble and turned around to deliver a roundhouse kick, and the speeding pebble struck Huo Yun squarely in the waist.