The Blind Date Went To The Wrong Table, I Was Kidnapped By The Blind Date Partner

Chapter 590: Ruzi is Really Teachable (More)

This damn is a sick girl... Xiao Yu couldn't calm down anymore.

Why do you say that Gan Shaomei is the 'bird'?

Because 'bird' is a symbol of humbleness.

Learn about the story of birds and fish~?

One of the sayings: The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, but you don't know - I love you!

Another way of saying: It's not that I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you. But clearly love each other, - but can not be together!

This is the pain point of being poked in the heart, and then a story is thrown... Xiao Yu looked directly into Gan Shaomei's eyes.

"Officer, your time is running out."

Gan Shaomei kept a cold face and reminded her with a 'kind heart'.

Xiao Yu walked out of the interrogation room.

He needs to clear his head.

The bathroom is a magical place.

Not only can it make a person wake up, looking in the mirror can make his appearance more attractive, singing will increase the surround sound, while taking a bath, he can instantly think about various plots, and game clearance is often the moment when he is sitting on the toilet...

If you’re in a bad mood, after you’re done having sex, you can turn to the toilet with a grim face and say, “You’re going to eat shit for me!”

Then flush the toilet...

So, the bathroom is truly amazing!

Miraculously, just as Xiao Yu sat on the toilet, his hapless apprentice popped out.

No, walk in front of him!

Xiao Yu:? ? ?

"Master, I have a question I want to ask." Wang Cheng looked very shy.

Xiao Yu:? ? ?

"Master..." Wang Cheng was about to ask something.

"Depend on!"

Xiao Yu couldn't take it anymore, and cursed with raised eyebrows, "You have two arms, right? I'm shitting, I'm shitting... Get out!"

Wang Cheng ran away.

What the hell, how could I have such a second-hand apprentice... Xiao Yu couldn't laugh or cry, his heart was MMP.

When they walked out of the bathroom, Wang Cheng was standing guard outside.

"Are you sick?"

Xiao Yu glared at the unlucky apprentice, "If you are sick, go to the hospital immediately."

"Master, it's not sick, it's an emergency."

Wang Cheng looked anxious, "That's right, Sister Yanyu is very angry with me now, and I don't know what to do."

"Why is she angry?"

Xiao Yu was left speechless.

"That's right, I sent a message to ask her if she wants to go out for dinner tonight."

Wang Cheng said depressedly: "Sister Yanyu said that she found out that she was an aunt... I asked her, how did you find out... She said, you found it with an 8x mirror... After that, she ignored me !"

Xiao Yu: ...

Talent, why didn't you find such a talent in your apprentice before?

But if the apprentice knows something, he won't be single for so long, right?

It's hopeless, pay attention to reincarnation in the next life!

"Master, you must help me."

Wang Cheng begged, "Help me think of a good way to break the barrier between me and Sister Yanyu."

"What gap?"

Xiao Yu's expression became weird, "You broke something... Are you sure it's not the diaphragm?"

"break in?"

Wang Cheng looked stupid, "Yes, yes, the barrier, master, how do you want to break it?"

It will bleed... Xiao Yu bared her teeth, "You know, I will never forget that my classmate's vivi with a broken screen was given to a girl with an apple, and I scanned it."

"I wipe!"

Wang Cheng looked like he saw a living ghost, "Are you licking dogs like that?"

"Lick the dog?"

Xiao Yu sneered, "Then do you know what this word really means? Lick a dog with your mouth open? I told you last time, don't use the word lick a dog indiscriminately. It will make you look LOW and reveal that there are no girls around you." fact."

"Ah, this..." Wang Cheng was dumbfounded again.

"Licking the dog, because of the year, means that the other party doesn't like him, and he repeatedly puts down his dignity and hot face to stick a cold ass."

Xiao Yu sneered, "The meaning is already obvious. People don't like you, and you go to kneel and lick without dignity and bottom line, and persistently lose dignity and bottom line to cater to each other."

"But didn't you just say..."

Wang Cheng was a little confused.

"Then do you know that girls like my classmate?"

Xiao Yu said calmly: "They got married after graduation, and they are also the earliest married couple in our school year!"

"Ugh!" Wang Cheng was dumbfounded.

why?

"Do you think girls are fools, and you can't tell who treats them well and who treats them badly?"

·Ask for flowers·········

Xiao Yu asked his apprentice very seriously, "Suppose, there are two girls at this time. One is very beautiful, but you need to coax her, pamper her, treat her well all the time, and she will be with you. And the other girl has an ordinary appearance, but she treats you wholeheartedly. Even if she has a mouthful of delicious food, she will keep it for you and let you eat it first... These two girls, who would you choose? Swap men and women, how do you think girls will choose?"

Wang Cheng fell silent.

He seems to understand.

"Do you still say people lick dogs?"

Xiao Yu patted his apprentice on the shoulder, "Sometimes when you like this kind of thing, you don't just talk about it, and you don't mean to be humble, but to change your heart. As long as the other person likes you and you like her, you give her your heart, and she Naturally give your heart to you. Of course, if someone doesn’t like you, you still give your heart to him, that’s fucking dog licking, understand?”

. . . . . . .

"Understood!" Wang Cheng nodded.

This time I really understand.

"Do you know how to do it now?"

Xiao Yu looked at the unlucky apprentice with a smile.

"understood."

Wang Cheng giggled, "I'm going to buy painkillers for Sister Yanyu now, so that her aunt won't be in pain."

"Ok."

Xiao Yu nodded with a smile, "A child can be taught."

"That's right, master."

Wang Cheng laughed awkwardly, "Tell me, I'm not going to buy some hemostatic medicine for Sister Yanyu, so, will her aunt get better right away?"

Xiao Yu: (￣□￣)

Cooperating with my pose for half an hour just now?

Apprentice, what route is this taking?

Instead of shocking the world with coquettishness, move the world with steel?

Then why don't you take your sister Yanyu to the hospital for a suture operation?

In this way, you will save money on medicines in the future!

Feeling so tired... Xiao Yu held her chest and waved goodbye to Wang Cheng.

If you insist on talking to your apprentice, you will easily be carried away directly.

Walking to the door of the interrogation room, Xiao Yu checked the time.

There are still hours.

Cooperate with the police to assist in the investigation. If there is no crime, 4 hours is the limit.

If there is no evidence, they will be released directly.

Xiao Yu pushed open the door of the interrogation room and walked in.

It's time to end! 100 million.