The Blind Date Went To The Wrong Table, I Was Kidnapped By The Blind Date Partner

Chapter 595 Little things, quite sharp (more)

midnight.

"Give me a reason not to kill you?"

Xiao Yu stared, opened the door and looked at the young couple outside.

He was so angry that he really wanted to take out his gun and shoot it alone.

Last night, the siblings played the game of mom and dad sweetly all night.

Can you feel the feeling of being woken up after only an hour of sleep?

I have the heart to kill!

Wang Cheng and Zhou Yanyu lowered their heads and remained silent.

"come in."

Xiao Yu rolled her eyes and let the young couple into the house~.

Mu Qingwu, who was wearing home clothes, came to the hall, looked at her secretary, and then at her younger brother's apprentice, "What happened?"

Wang Cheng and Zhou Yanyu raised their heads, looked at each other, and lowered their heads in unison.

"Why don't you talk?"

Xiao Yu was annoyed, "Don't be like a big complainer, just keep your head down..."

Before he finished speaking, he was pinched by Mu Qingwu.

"Actually it is……"

Wang Cheng raised his head, looking like he was about to cry, "Sister Yanyu and I are a little unlucky tonight."

"Get to the point." Xiao Yu glared at the hapless apprentice.

"The point is..."

Wang Cheng's expression was very strange, "Originally, we wanted to cook something to eat at night. But we accidentally burned the kitchen down!"

Xiao Yu: ...

Mu Qingwu: ...

No, you guys are good at playing, right?

How old are you, can the kitchen still burn?

"Then we plan to go to the hotel for one night."

Wang Cheng said with a constipated expression on his face, "When we arrived at the hotel, just as we were about to take a shower, the pipe burst... When we changed rooms, we encountered police rounds!"

"puff!"

Xiao Yu burst out laughing, "Are you going to be so unlucky, are you sure you didn't tell me a story?"

Mu Qingwu couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.

Zhou Yanyu blushed and lowered her head, and also looked like she was holding back a smile.

"The real master, I didn't lie to you."

Wang Cheng was about to cry, "Later we thought that we couldn't stay in this hotel, and planned to go to an Internet cafe all night. We just turned on two computers and sat down. Before we could play, two young men started fighting."

"I can't ignore it even if I'm a policeman. After pulling them away and calling the police to send them away, the Internet will no longer be available."

"Let's discuss again, why don't we go to have some supper. I just took a taxi and walked halfway, but the taxi broke down... I feel that it is difficult to go anywhere this night."

"Later, I found out that the place where the taxi broke down was very close to the master's house, so I thought about it, or I'll stay with you all night..."

Wang Cheng looked at Xiao Yu pitifully, "Master, will you and your wife take us in?"

Xiao Yu and Mu Qingwu looked at each other.

Is it really that bad luck?

Too fantasy!

Forget it, the young couple is speechless to this young couple.

Mu Qingwu took Zhou Yanyu to the master bedroom.

Xiao Yu arranged Wang Cheng to the guest room.

I looked at the time, it was half past three.

Xiao Yu warmed up the milk and fed the baby.

It's past four o'clock after this tossing, and I have to make breakfast in a while, so I won't sleep...

Wang Cheng was also unable to sleep.

Originally wanted to go out for a drink, but saw the master playing with his mobile phone in the hall, and ran over.

After glaring at the hapless apprentice, Xiao Yu continued to beat the king with his mobile phone.

"hey-hey."

Wang Cheng laughed, "Master, is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."

"It's in the refrigerator, get it yourself." Xiao Yu didn't even look up.

Wang Cheng came back with milk and bread, and said while eating, "Master, Sister Yanyu asked me a question today. I don't know how to answer it. I think I can't help you."

"Now is not answer time."

Xiao Yu put down the phone and threw a hygienic eye to his apprentice.

"A gun that can hold six bullets, but only one, I will give you 10 million to shoot in the leg, are you willing?" Wang Cheng still asked.

"Are you stupid?"

Xiao Yu sneered, "Your teacher's wife has hundreds of billions in her hands, and half of them are mine. Do you think I will?"

"..."

Wang Cheng almost choked to death on the bread, and after swallowing it for a long time, he continued to ask, "If Master has no money, would you be willing?"

"Why don't you say you're stupid?"

Xiao Yu pouted, "The gun is in my hand, but the money is mine. Who dares to have an opinion, why do you want to shoot yourself in the leg?"

Wang Cheng: (￣□￣)

Is that all right?

"People are not asking you questions, they are testing your IQ."

Xiao Yu looked at his apprentice and shook his head, "Anyway, you are hopeless, and I don't want to hit you. You go to the zoo to see if there is any job suitable for you. You can easily be shot and killed if you run around on the street like this."

Wang Cheng: ...

After talking for a long time, he choked out a sentence, "Master, am I really not handsome? I think, just from the appearance, sister Yanyu should still like me."

"handsome?"

Xiao Yu was amused by his apprentice, "You look like a cricket, much prettier than a cricket!"

"How could anyone hit an apprentice like that?"

Wang Cheng was so depressed that he couldn't do it anymore, "At least I'll give you a few compliments."

"All right, all right, you are the most handsome."

·Ask for flowers·········

Xiao Yu was disgusted and perfunctory, "Any more questions?"

Anyway, I don't expect to sleep, so I am teasing my apprentice to check the time.

"Tell me about you and your wife."

Wang Cheng was curious, "What's your first thought about your wife?"

"should be……"

Xiao Yu thought for a while and replied seriously, "I want to sleep with her!"

"So direct?" Wang Cheng looked like he was struck by lightning.

"It's not direct."

Xiao Yu said with a smile: "To put it mildly, it's called love at first sight. It means... even if you put on the clothes of the sky, I will unbutton those stars. I hope that it is not life that weighs me down, but It's your teacher."

Damn, I learned... Wang Cheng's eyes are bright.

This love story is too simple and rude, wait for a chance to say it to Sister Yanyu!

...

"I'm actually curious too."

Xiao Yu had a weird expression, "You said last time that Zhou Yanyu is your woman?"

No, everyone has come to the big aunt, how can the apprentice do it?

"Yes indeed."

Wang Cheng said triumphantly: "That day, I kissed Sister Yanyu."

"and then?"

Xiao Yu began to urge the author to kill the dog who broke the chapter.

"No more." Wang Cheng grinned.

Xiao Yu:? ? ?

Gone? What's gone?

"etc……"

Xiao Yu felt her thoughts start to knot up, "You mean, after you kissed your sister Yanyu, you didn't do anything?"

"Yes." Wang Cheng nodded.

"Then……"

Xiao Yu was a little messed up, "Is she your woman?"

After a short operation, all kinds of bragging, you ended up kissing?

Is that what you mean?

"Yes indeed."

Wang Cheng was complacent, "I kissed them all, so she's not my woman?"

Xiao Yu took a deep breath to calm down his crazy mood.

It's as painful as fingernails scratching a chalkboard, or two pieces of foam rubbing against each other.

Feeling really uncomfortable, normal people face this kind of situation.

Either draw a knife and slash someone, or commit seppuku!

"Apprentice, come here..."

Xiao Yu smiled and waved to Wang Cheng.

"..."

Wang Cheng shrank back suspiciously, and asked cautiously: "Master, why do I feel that you are going to have ill intentions for me and want to hit me?"

"Little thing, quite sharp!" Xiaoyu smiled.

He didn't just want to hit someone.

If you were the boy in your previous life now, you would be gone! 100 million.