Chapter 639 The Disaster Personally Directed Is Coming!
Chapter 639 The Disaster Personally Directed Is Coming!
"Comrades, brothers, next, I have a very important task for you!"
In a no-man's land near the inspection team, Qin Hao stood on the roof of the inspection team, looking at the crowd of inspectors below, with a loudspeaker in his hand.
The sound is loud enough to ensure that everyone can hear clearly.
"What does the Sky Eye program teach you? How to deal with potential dangers in society, how to deal with criminals, how to deal with inspectors, etc.!"
"But! I think these are not enough. I believe that many people who like to watch disaster movies will have a question. If zombies break out, what should society do? Is it the same as in the movie? Global explosion?"
"Actually, I also want to see that Chen Quanci is a very strong instructor of the special forces, and see how he will behave if he faces zombies. Will he pee his pants in fright, or kill decisively!"
Having said this just now, the inspectors and audience below suddenly burst into laughter.
"Of course, you can rest assured that the program team will come up with the best safety equipment to ensure everyone's safety!"
"Okay, I'm done talking, if you have any questions, you can ask them!"
Qin Hao looked at all the inspectors with a smile.
"Team leader, if you are an ordinary person, you may run away when you are injured, but Chen Quanci is not sure. What if he wants to kill us? Should we resist or play dead?"
Someone quickly raised their hand and asked.
"That's a good question. Injuries are the same as the rules of the show. Severe injuries or huge injuries to the upper body will result in death. However, because you are wearing protective equipment, you will not be injured, but the protective equipment will remind you that you are already dead!"
Everyone nodded in amazement.
In this way, they knew more clearly whether to continue fighting or play dead.
"Of course, if there is no accident, you will not have close contact with Chen Quanci, because you are zombies with guns. Once he is hit, it means the game is over!"
"Any questions?"
There was a sudden silence below. Obviously, they had no doubts.
Who wouldn't be in high spirits when the security aspect is guaranteed?
You know, there is no such opportunity in reality!
"Okay, since you don't have any questions, time is tight and the task is heavy. In the next day, I will give you express training!"
Qin Hao's face was serious, and he said slowly: "What are the most important core points of a zombie? How can we tell at a glance that it is a zombie?"
"White eyeballs, black and red bloodshot eyes, fangs, terrible bad breath, messy clothes, stiff and broken, but extremely fast movements!"
"For white eyeballs, we can use colored contact lenses, for black and red bloodshot eyes, we can use makeup, for fangs, we can use props, but..."
When Qin Hao said this, he paused for a moment, and said with a strange expression: "You need to cultivate your own bad breath and smelly clothes!"
"Of course, it's not important. We can use body stiffeners to solve the stiff and broken body. Only the upper body is stiff, which is more conducive to your actions."
However, below is a picture of raising hands.
Qin Hao pretended not to see it.
"Okay, everyone gather here tomorrow morning, I will teach you how to become a qualified zombie!"
After speaking, turn around and leave.
"etc!"
An inspector couldn't bear it anymore, and hastily called out.
"Well, the team leader, we want to ask, how to solve the problem of bad breath and body odor?"
Everyone nodded in unison.
"You ask me who I ask? Eat some stinky tofu, don't brush your teeth, you can't die if you don't brush for a day, and there are dirty and smelly clothes, looking for homeless people, looking for props, you can do whatever you want. "
After Qin Hao finished speaking, he ran away quickly.
Everyone: "......"
The scene fell silent for an instant.
Many inspectors couldn't help but look at each other face to face.
Co-author, in this zombie show, do we still have to eat stinky tofu?
How to say this thing, it can’t be said to be bad, but two extremes, people who don’t like it can hide as far as they can, and people who like it really like to eat.
It is the same with sweet tofu nao and salty tofu nao.
"Pfft, hahaha!"
"Brother Hao is a scumbag, good guy, after eating stinky tofu and not brushing my teeth all night, my face turns green."
"Stop talking, stop talking, I'm going to vomit!"
In the live broadcast room, many viewers still had a very rich imagination, and they felt their stomachs tumbling just by imagining that kind of scene.
Suddenly, I realized that those really good actors are really not easy.
If they want to play a good role, they need to know a lot about the preparation in advance. Some people need to shave their heads, fatten up their perfect bodies and deform them, especially some dangerous actions, fractures, and bruises are common things.
Of course, we are not talking about individual existence here.
Whether it is the older generation or the younger generation, there are truly dedicated actors, but every generation has a rat shit.
The on-site inspectors didn't know the sighs of the audience. They all had bitter faces, with a look of bitterness and hatred.
However, for the sake of the show, ahem, for the sake of money, they had no choice but to do it!
So, this night, whether it was the inspectors who came back or the inspectors who didn't come back, all the dinners turned into stinky tofu, especially the inspectors at the farmhouse, there were more than a hundred people left.
It can be said that the fragrance is ten miles away!
In the dead of night, you can always hear the screams of some tourists.
"Ah, who is cooking shit!!!"
"Damn it, isn't this Peach Blossom Village said to be fragrant? What a strange smell!"
"It smells so good, I feel like I've come to heaven!"
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That night, Chen Quanci didn't sleep well, and he didn't know what was going on. He could always hear some strange voices, sometimes screaming, sometimes... um, surprise!
"Damn, it's so annoying, why don't you let people sleep?"
Chen Quanci got up helplessly, opened the window, and the anger on his face suddenly changed.
A strange smell penetrated directly into his nostrils, directly hitting the soul!
"Mist grass, what does it smell like?"
I quickly closed the window, but it was too late, and the strange smell had already filled the whole room!
"this........"
Chen Quanci froze in place.
Good guy, who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and actually does this?
Turning on the air purifier made him feel better.
"As expected, Wang Lei and the others have already been imprisoned. What I didn't expect was that there are still two left, but these have nothing to do with me. Now I am no longer suitable to appear here. "
"Gou, as long as I hold on, I will win!"
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