N-M Chapter 650 The Big Cow Standing on Two Feet
Chapter 650 The Big Cow Standing on Two Feet
Chapter 650 The Big Cow Standing on Two Feet
'Soldier Commander of the Kingdom of Giants': "Master Luo, you are too weak, you will have a fever when you blow the wind."
'Ao Xuan灬丨风丨': "It's useless to have good muscles"
'BR Tianming': "I guess they are eating protein powder."
'Day of the Sky': "Small body is too weak, probably just a three-second man (*￣rǒ￣)"
Fuck, it's okay to say that his muscles are trained by eating powder, but he is said to be a three-second man. Uncle and aunt can't bear it.
However, just when Loki was about to get "angry", this group of viewers who were full of "friendly" greetings were all silenced for an hour by the two big fans of "Xiao Mingming" and "LINKLILY".
'Xiao Mingming': "Master Luo, has the fever gone? Is the person feeling better (person)"
'LINKLILY': "It's all big pig's hooves (▼ヘ▼#)"
'The setting sun is beautiful and picturesque': "Why don't you take a day off?!"
'LINKLILY': "That's good, Master Luo still needs to rest more."
Seeing these caring bullet screens, Loki showed a smug smile. He knew that those 'gloating' audiences must still be watching, just to get mad at them.
"Thank you for your concern. The fever has subsided. I've been asleep for almost a day. If I don't move, my body will rust." Loki puffed up his right arm, with well-defined muscles, and said with a sunny boy's smile.
Immediately, the barrage of 'Master Luo is so handsome' and 'Master Luo is so man' appeared on the screen, and the other male audience curled their lips in disdain, but they were very envious in their hearts.
Human life is inseparable from food and water. Rocky rode on the back of the centipede king and went to the pool where he met the goat mother and daughter.
As soon as Loki squatted down, he smelled a very weak smell, a bit similar to the smell of rotten food.
This pool is not big, just now because Loki was too thirsty, he didn't see a Maori chicken soaking in the water about three meters in front of him.
As Loki walked over, the smell became even stronger.
Apparently, the water in the pool was not drinkable and had been polluted by the dead Maori chicken.
Moreover, the pool Loki found was not running water. I learned from the airport receptionist that there was a heavy rain two days before his arrival, which lasted for a long time.And this pool is a relatively large puddle, but compared to when he came two days ago, it has obviously shrunk a lot. If the sun was stronger these days, it might have been evaporated long ago.
"Friends, this water has been polluted, so I need to find another source of water." Loki swallowed, he hadn't drunk water for more than 10 hours, and his fever just subsided, his throat felt like it was on fire , speaking very slowly and lightly.
The attentive audience also noticed this, and sent out barrages one after another, asking him to pay more attention to his body, and if he couldn't do it, he could go to the hotel to rest.
Every year, many people come here to enjoy the beautiful scenery and see the cute fur seals. Of course, there are hotels on Chatham Island.
"Thank you for your concern." Loki smiled and politely refused, then climbed on the back of the centipede king and pointed it in a direction to move forward.
And this direction is the direction where I met the mount goats before. Even the fire attribute elves, no matter how much they don't like water, but it is undeniable that they also cannot do without water, let alone the grass attribute mount that needs water itself. What about goats? !
So Loki speculates that there will be fresh water resources near the goat flock.
Soon, Loki saw the mount goat and the mount lamb leisurely eating young grass. However, seeing him, the "big villain" who broke up countless families, he immediately ran away in fright like a mouse seeing a cat.
Looking at the teasing barrage on the screen, Loki smiled awkwardly but politely, and then let the centipede king move on.
About 20 minutes later, Loki saw a piece of fluorescent light on the left, which was most likely water.
"King Centipede, go this way."
Loki thought he had come to the seaside again, because the lake was too big to see the edge, if he hadn't seen the centipede king drinking with his head down, he might have really missed it.
Getting off King Centipede's back, Loki patted its neck lightly, then squatted down, touched the water surface with his index finger, tasted it, and it was indeed fresh water.
Rocky took a little water, moistened his throat, and then started to fill the kettle with water. He found some dry grass and branches nearby, and prepared to boil water for life.
You must pay attention to food safety in the wild. Rocky doesn't know what is in the water or what harmful bacteria exist. If he is not really thirsty, he may not even take a sip.
Water is the source of all things. In the distance, there are some elves and animals drinking water very harmoniously.
Rocky saw two Maori chickens walking through the low grass before the water boiled.Loki told the centipede king not to follow, then picked up a few egg-sized stones on the ground, bowed his body and approached carefully.
huh~
Hey!
The first hit missed, and the Maori chicken ran away, and Loki immediately chased after seeing it, disturbing other animals and elves to flee.
clatter!clatter!Boom!
Finally, with the last two stones left, Rocky finally hit the Maori chicken's body, and the powerful impact made it so painful that it couldn't move.And through the lens of the drone, the audience who saw everything brushed up the barrage of '666' one after another, and gave a few additional gifts of grilled lobsters.
Rocky and Centipede King shared the Maori chicken and rested for a while. Rocky was a little curious about what was on the other side of the lake.
But it was not suitable for him to go into the water after his fever had just subsided, so he rode King Centipede along the lake.
In about half an hour, Rocky arrived at the other side of the lake, a long grassland, and leisurely eating sweet and green animal goats, sheep and goats mounted by elves, and cows standing on two feet.
Yes, big cows that stand on two legs like people.
So the audience saw Rocky showing a 'fool-like' smile, his white teeth facing the golden sun, the lens formed a special halo, and the audience really saw the shining teeth.
It turns out that anime is not all lies!
The big milk pot is the real reason for Loki's laughter. It is not the same as the real cow. In addition to being able to stand on two feet, the skin of the big milk pot is still pink, which girls like very much.
However, the performance of the audience was polarized, because large milk cans are not common in China, but they are definitely not rare.In the three major plains of Northeast my country, North China and the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River, there are many large milk tanks.
Similarly, people have also discovered that the milk produced by the big milk tank has extremely high nutritional value, and the elves can quickly recover their physical strength after drinking it, making the elves stronger.
Therefore, in the live broadcast room, the audience who challenged the Fairy Conference were very excited, and the big milk tank was the dream 'Nurse'.
If it weren't for the small number of large milk tanks and only one birth per litter, it is estimated that the cows native to the earth would have to go to the slaughterhouse. Perhaps one day in the future, cows can only appear in museums.
(End of this chapter)