Chapter 3160 Junzai's acting skills are terrible
Chapter 3160 Junzai's acting skills are terrible
When they got back that night, Nuo'er opened her older brother's door, and the three of them sneaked in, locking the door from the inside.
Jiang Beiqi couldn't find Nuo'er after looking for her to memorize vocabulary words, so he asked Su Jingnian, "Brother, have you seen Nuo'er?"
Su Jingnian was playing with Xiao Yueyue's remote-controlled race car. He saw the three children meet up, but he couldn't see where the other three children went.
Little Yueyue was so cute, chasing after the remote-controlled race car. When she caught it, she hugged it, grinning happily with her little baby teeth, "Uncle, let me grab you!"
Then his uncle picked him up, car and all, and threw him into his pile of toys to play with.
Little Yueyue looked confused, "Uncle?"
Erwa wiped his dirty face. "You climbed on the sofa?"
Xiao Yueyue shook his head. He didn't, but he crawled under the cabinet.
The two men stayed with little Yueyue, teaching him how to control the remote-controlled race car. The child couldn't even hold the handle properly, so the two uncles held it for him. He learned in his big playground, and after he mastered it, he ran around the living room.
Back home in Jiangsu, Xiao Yueyue learned everything, and thus the first victim appeared.
"Which little brat hit me with his car?"
Little Yueyue lay on the edge of the plastic board, peeking out his little round head, "Daddy, Yueyue is a testicle~" It's him, it's him!
Jiangsu walked over, grabbed his beloved youngest son with one hand, and gave him two loving fatherly kisses. "Why are you like a little girl? You don't appreciate the good things, but you insist on accepting the bad ones."
Su Jingnian also stood up from inside, "Brother, it really is like Yueyue driving his own race car."
"Really? This little idiot can play with remote-controlled race cars?"
I need to demonstrate the difference in height to my dad.
Good news: I can actually do it now.
Bad news: He wasn't familiar with the operation, and the car's front end shoved his dad several times.
Mr. Jiang's toes are a little sore.
He gave the little bottom a few pats, then asked, "Where's your brother?"
Xiao Yue shook her head.
"You little brat, come out here and I'll give you a good shovel to eat!" Jiangsu shouted from the living room.
The three people in the room heard the sound. Nuo'er: There are big chestnuts to eat?
"Brother, I want some too!"
Jiang Dingxian couldn't stop her, and then Nuo'er found out that the chestnut that was tapped on the forehead was also a roasted chestnut.
"Brother!" Nuo'er said with a embarrassed expression.
Jiangsu: "Don't be embarrassed. Daughters pay for their mothers' debts. Your mother used to beat me a lot. You should pay off your mother's debts."
"Oh, oh~" Nuo'er nodded cutely, agreeing.
Su Niannian clutched her head and looked over, "Brother, my mom doesn't owe you anything, does she?"
"Tch, your mother! She's no better than anyone else." Then Boss Jiang pinched his sister's cheek.
Jiang Dingxian: "My mom didn't owe you anything. She was your wife and even made my brother and me your sons. Why did Dad beat me?"
Of course, Jiang Dingxian also got a couple of slaps from his father.
"Yaya doesn't owe me anything, it's you two brothers who owe me."
One of them took a sip, and then the three of them went their separate ways.
Nuo'er was taken away to be taught vocabulary, Su Niannian was asked by her older brother to check her homework, Jiang Dingxian was only floating for two seconds when Su Jingnian and Jiang Beiqi said in unison, "Xianxian, come too."
Then, there was a two-second silence.
Let's get in line.
Su Jingnian: "Xianxian, go and memorize vocabulary with the kids first, then come find me with your homework."
Focusing on one thing, we don't neglect any.
Jiang Dingxian immediately bent over and hunched over. Upon closer inspection, he realized that his world had collapsed.
Inside the desolate and empty base,
The veteran lost.
Jiang Tianzhi succeeded.
The two met; one saw provocation in the other's eyes, while the other felt a mixture of amusement and anger.
Surprisingly, it was Jiang Tianzhi who provoked them.
The person with a sense of humor and anger is a veteran who has been losing cigarettes for a year.
Jiang Tianzhi was very sociable in the team. He found a fellow teammate who was ranked last in training but was good at getting information and chatted with him.
His codename is "Groundhog," which Tiger called him first, and then everyone started calling him that. The guys also really like the name; it's cute and doesn't seem aggressive. He also loves the groundhog screaming emoji. Most importantly, Tiger said, "Groundhog is a language expert." Now he's so happy he's lost his real name; everyone calls him Groundhog.
The two sat together, and Jiang Tianzhi won her over with one condition: "I'll be last with you."
"Really?"
"A brother never lies to another brother."
Three days later, they found out: "Is it really a year's supply of cigarettes?"
The groundhog brothers nodded, "You promised to accompany me to finish last tomorrow."
"There's only one last place, how can we share it?"
"Hey, you're lying,"
"Of course I'll be last, then you'll be second to last, so you won't have to be punished!"
The groundhog's eyes lit up immediately, "Brother!"
"brother!"
The two clasped hands tightly, exclaiming, "So loyal!"
The next day, Jiang Tianzhi indeed came in last place in the cross-country race. Awen said, "He really went all out."
Jiang Tianzhi, who was being punished, said: "Stop talking nonsense. Either we run together, or you bring me some water."
Awen: "I watched you run away."
"The world of birth has gained another one like you."
Awen: “…”
The groundhog rarely had such a leisurely time. After resting for a few days, Jiang Tianzhi really didn't want to be last place anymore. He could withstand the punishment, but who wanted to hone their skills? So he dragged the cumbersome groundhog along and charged forward together. As a result, the last place changed.
The groundhog followed Tiger and ended up in the middle, so he said the meme line again: "So many people."
Because the last place is always left behind, I've never seen so many people running together before.
Jiang Tianzhi observed that while the other instructors smoked cigarettes costing twenty or thirty yuan, only one coach, who had some financial means, smoked cigarettes costing fifty yuan or more.
Jiang Tianzhi observed for several days,
A wicked smile crept across his lips.
Awen: "..." Please enjoy Jiang Tianzhi's clumsy performance!
There were sneak attacks, nighttime attacks, and even people openly testing his skills. Finally, while standing at attention, he was kicked in the back of his leg in less than half an hour and fell to the ground, unable to get up.
"Hey! Oldie, I got it!"
Old Ka's face turned black.
Jiang Tianzhi stands at attention for hours on end! It's impossible for his legs to give way so quickly. Besides, with the other instructors so obviously moving in, he couldn't have been completely unprepared! Furthermore, his acting... is so unconvincing!
"I don't care, old man, you're buying me a year's worth of cigarettes."
Then, the instructor from the third team squatted down and said to Jiang Tianzhi, "Thank you."
He looked up to the sky and let out a long howl before leaving the group.
Jiang Tianzhi and Lao Ka were left staring at each other. "He's faking it, but it doesn't look very convincing."
"Report: Instructor, what did you say? I didn't understand."
The veteran actor was seething with anger. He could accept losing, but he couldn't accept being tricked into losing. "I need to go back and work on my acting skills."
Jiang Tianzhi stood ramrod straight: "Report: My dad won't let me study."
Old Ka sneered, "Ha, what a filial son."
Jiang Tianzhi: "Report: My dad has called me a rebellious son since I was little."
Jiang Zemin's most famous quote from those years was: "My unfilial son has given me another job."
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