Chapter 1767
Chapter 1767
Chapter 1767 Brawl with strange brain circuits
"Oh, I'm waiting for you to do something!"
Li Yalai pouted on Yang Ling's bed and said, "Dad, I asked Xiaotian to go to Black Forest City secretly in the afternoon. She is a space-type beast and can sense weak space ripples to distinguish information."
"The latest information is here!"
"Oh?"
Yang Ling became interested as soon as he heard it, and sat on the side of the bed curiously: "What information, tell me."
Leya got closer, put her head on Yang Ling's lap affectionately, stretched comfortably, and said lazily: "The group of ancient demons is led by a pair of sisters and brothers. I don't know their names, but After eavesdropping, Xiaotian learned that my sister's cultivation has reached the peak No.11 level, while my younger brother's cultivation has reached the peak No.[-] level."
"The ones who came here this time are the younger brother, and her wife, a female devil who is at the eighth level of the peak."
"The rest of the ancient demons are also above the fifth level of the peak, and they are a very powerful force."
"but……"
Leia stopped talking, Yang Ling asked curiously, "But what?"
"Want to know? Then answer me a question first."
"Ok?"
Yang Ling was taken aback for a moment, but Leya said with a straight face, "Dad! Where does your femininity come from!"
"Such an elegant fragrance must be a beauty! Where have you been fooling around!"
"what?"
Yang Ling stared blankly at his daughter, this girl's nose is really good, can you smell it?
He said strangely: "Your father and I look so good-looking, and girls like to lean on me. Is it a strange smell?"
"It's normal!"
Leiya said angrily: "No! I won't let the wild woman in until you chase mom back!"
Hearing this, Yang Ling patted Leya's head on her lap in annoyance and said, "It's tiring to raise women like you, do you think I am willing?"
"Speaking of which, you are a mere daughter, how can you take care of my business?"
There is nothing wrong with calling yourself Lao Tzu in front of your daughter...
Leiya snorted, "I've wanted to say it for a long time, but Aunt Mu Han is not here, so you are going to let yourself be invincible, right?"
"If you bring a group of women home, how can I explain to my aunts?"
"No, no, don't even think about it!"
"If you really have any physical needs, I will let Xiaotian accompany you. She has a good physique, so you can do whatever you want!"
"puff……"
Yang Ling had the urge to vomit blood, and sometimes he really wanted to slap this daughter to death.
He said angrily: "Nonsense! Do you think I would like a dragon with black scales all over its body?"
Leya was unconvinced and said: "What's wrong with the dragon, don't you think the black scales are cute? Reptiles are the most beautiful species in the world!"
"Ding, you smashed Leia's wish that you also like reptiles, attribute points +8."
"you……"
Yang Ling laughed angrily. He pinched the white flesh on Leya's cheek and said, "Am I talking about reptiles with you now?"
"I said Yang Jinlei, you are pretending to be a mess, can you look a little like a young girl?"
"Also, how long are you going to be naked? You don't need to be a lady in front of Dad, right?"
"Oh, it hurts, don't twist it, Dad, please be gentle!"
Leya grabbed Yang Ling's hand to beg for mercy, but as soon as Yang Ling let go, he rubbed his little face and said unconvinced: "Yes, you don't like Xiaotian Xiaoxuan, you like little fox girl, little cat girl, How soft and cute, and the fluffy tail will wrap around you, so comfortable."
"Men like this one, I understand!"
"I don't care what you have brought home, but from this moment on, as long as I stay by your side, I will never let those strange beast-ear girls, elf girls, and wild girls outside get close to you!"
"Even if it's the mother and daughter pair in the space!"
Yang Ling was even more angry when he heard the words: "It's fine if you don't talk about Xuan Mengyao, but I will get angry if you talk about it. Look at her who is about the same age as you, how well-behaved? Then look at yourself?"
"Come on, let me take a look in the mirror, what do you look like now?"
"I wanted to beat you up before. Blonde hair and short skirts all day long. What's the difference between showing your belly button and a little girl?"
"You are so beautiful, and your legs are so white. In the morning, I saw a few men staring at your legs with straight eyes. You are seducing/leading others to commit crimes when you go out dressed like this, understand?"
"Even if he is determined not to commit a crime, what if he has a nosebleed? He has to pay for the medical expenses himself, so he must be a bit civic-minded!"
After Yang Ling said so much, instead of showing any introspection, Leya said confidently, "Since I have beautiful legs and white legs, why don't I show them? Boys work so hard to support their families, what's wrong with paying some benefits?"
"Nosebleeds prove that they are full of energy and blood and are healthy. Do you still care about a little hemostatic medicine after saving the medical examination fee?"
"And no matter how much I show, you don't want to see it. Do you want to show it to the aunts at home? Their legs are whiter than mine!"
As expected of Yang Jinlei's biological daughter, her clear thinking is exactly the same as that of her father Yang Ling.
Yang Ling twisted Leiya's ear and said angrily: "You girl rebelled, right? If someone gets addicted to watching it and bleeds there every day, wouldn't it be indirect murder? Even if you take a step back, it would be a crime of intentional injury! If I were a law enforcement officer The first one to arrest you as an unstable factor and go to jail!"
"Also, do you know what you were talking about just now? If your mother was here, she would definitely faint from your anger!"
"Long'er, who is like a fairy, why did she give birth to a daughter like you?"
"Humph!!"
Leiya snorted and said unwillingly: "Yes, I am far worse than my mother, and that's because I am like you!"
"You're a weirdo yourself!"
"you……"
Yang Ling wanted to get angry, but what Leya said seemed to make sense, her temper really had nothing to do with him...
He didn't want to talk nonsense with his daughter for a while, so he started directly.
"Clap!"
With two crisp sounds in a row, Yang Ling slapped Leiya's butt with one left and one right. These two slaps were not light, and Leya bounced off the bed with a scream, clutching her little butt Aggrieved: "It hurts! It hurts to death!"
"Dad! I'm not wearing pants, so you can't be gentle!"
"Ding, you crushed Leia's wish not to be beaten by you, attribute point +8."
Hearing this, Yang Ling mocked, "Who told you not to wear pants?"
"Okay, I'm too lazy to count the words with you here, what is the information you mentioned before, please explain clearly!"
"It hurts..."
Leia fell down like a kitten, leaning against the bed with her buttocks up, rubbing the hot and painful place by herself, and said aggrievedly: "Wait a minute, there is one more thing I want to say!"
(End of this chapter)
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